Sunday, June 17, 2018

Smiles for Seniors

Senior wedding registry:

Steve, age 92, and Sally age 89, living in Estero, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Steve suggests they go in.
Steve addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Steve: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Steve: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Steve: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Steve: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Steve: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Steve: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Steve: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Steve: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Steve: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?
Steve: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

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