Leftism Defined ...

June 13 2018 | Vanity - Mr_Moonlight 

Leftism Defined
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* You support Gay Rights, unless the Gay person in question happens to be Conservative.
* You support Womens Rights, unless the Woman in question happens to be Conservative.
* You support Environmentalism, unless the environmentalist in question happens to be Conservative.
* You support "Minority" Rights, unless the "Minority" in question happens to be Conservative.
* You support Justice, unless the justice in question happens to disagree with your ideology.
* You support Education, except when education goes against your view of intellectualism.
* You support 'tolerance', except when anyone disagrees with you.
* You support 'free speech' as long as it's speech you agree with.
* You support Campaign Finance Reform, as long as it means that you can graft as much money as possible, but your opponent cannot.
* You support Marijuana legalization, but don't want it regulated or taxed.
* You support killing innocent babies in the womb, but abhor executing adult murderers who had their chance at redemption and blew it.
* You're on a constant 'pins-n-needles' wound-spring campaign, just aching for the next *cause* to lash out in anger.

* You revel in being 'non-conformist' while at the same time insisting that everyone else must conform to your view of culture, society, and politics.