Chevy Hardcore ^ | 1/31/14 | Jason Reiss
It used to be that learning how to drive a manual-transmission-equipped car was
a rite of passage for all - either you had an uncle with an old car that taught
you how to do it when you were 14, or you were lucky enough to have a parent
that wasn’t afraid to row gears, and you went into the driving test feeling like
a badass.
Not so for this idiot – one Annas Abdel-Khaliq of Marion County, Florida.
According to the report, Abdel-Khaliq attempted to steal a 2012 Corvette from
Ocala Ford Motors in the Sunshine State, but didn’t get very far – only about
100 feet from its previous position, before the hare-brained scheme hatched in
his pea-sized mind began to unravel.
Marion County Sheriff’s Deputy Bloom ordered him to get out of the car, which
he refused to do. So what was his next step? Why, to grab a steel bar and bash
the deputy with it a few times in his haste to get away.
Deputy Bloom got him out of the car, whereupon he started to run away. His
mad dash was short-lived as Deputy Batts – who had just arrived – unleashed the
pepper spray and the two deputies caught Abdel-Khaliq and subsequently placed
him under arrest.
We have a couple of questions. First, if you’re going to be dumb enough to
try to steal a car with no tags off a well-lit dealer lot, wouldn’t you check
first to see if you could drive it?
Secondly, people still smoke Pall Malls? We thought those were reserved for
the retired longshoreman that sits on the porch in his rocker at that house on
the end of the block.
As our good friend Forrest Gump says, “stupid is as stupid does”, and in this
case, it’s 100% true. So now Mr. Abdel-Khaliq has a sweet charge of “aggravated
burglary on a law enforcement officer” on his record to go with the Grand Theft
Auto tag. That’s a great way to enter your twenties.
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