1-26-14 | Retired Texas Vet
Deal Worked Out To Solve Pot Shortage In Colorado. Colorado Governor Chickenhumper and DOJ Eric Holder have worked out a deal to eliminate the pot shortage in Colorado.
Eric Holder has enlisted his partners in the Sinaloa Cartel to supply pot to the government of Colorado. Eric chided Chickenhumper on the current rather amateurish, unprofessional and unreliable supply channel.
Rather than have the trucks carrying guns to Mexico returning to the US empty, Eric has contracted the cartel to return the trucks filled with pot. Since the states of Arizona, New Mexico and Texas might object to the transport across their states, the trucks will be designated and treated as diplomatic pouches and exempt from state inspections.
A 10% fee (or in Supreme Court terminology - tax) will be levied by the Federal Government for it's services. All taxes will be directed to organizations representing public good; primarily Planned Parenthood, Moveon.org, Organizing for America, DNC, HillaryPAC, etc.
Chickenhumper and Holder have agreed that if this operation works well they will consider expanding into meth, coke, and crack. Holder explained that with the latitude of enforcing laws he possesses and the President's unlimited Executive Order powers that expansion without Congress' approval is a given.
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