by Bronzewound
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after being grilled by Congressional Republicans yesterday on the embarrassing
failure of the Obamcare program and it's website, Kathleen Sebelius suffered a
failure of her own.
Due
apparently to the stress of being questioned over her role in the government
healthcare debacle, Sebelius experienced a rare and catastrophic failure of
numerous cosmetic surgeries, primarily face lifts. Even her hair straightener
betrayed her.
Sebelius,
pictured below, now has a face to match her neck. She has been hospitalized at
an undisclosed location and is under heavy sedation. A spokesman said she will
undergo surgery as soon as possible to attempt a restoration of Ms. Sebelius to
her formerly restored state.
The
Secretary of HHS is not expected to recover in time to comply with the subpoena
requiring her to appear before the congressional House Oversight Committee.
Family members say Sebelius has set a goal of being completely recovered and
able to return to her duties by the time the healthcare.gov website is fully
functional.
Although cameras and cell phones were confiscated at yesterdays congressional testimony, one person slipped through security and has leaked a photo taken just moments after the failure.
