I called it a 'Mosque'

Recently I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outdoor sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it pukey green with pink trim. The City Council told me:

Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.

I love this country.
It's the Government I'm afraid of.......