Monday, May 29, 2017

In Case You Missed It Dept


 James Comey will testify in Congress about his meeting with Trump. Comey threw the election to Trump by reciting Hillary's crimes, then targeted Trump while assuring him he was not a target. Comey just underwent a colonoscopy and all the doctor could find was an impression of his own head.

President Trump took off for the Middle East Friday where he will spend a few days in Riyadh and Tel Aviv then to Rome for a papal visit. The president offered the mainstream media an olive branch before he left. Trump invited Rachel Maddow to drive him around while he's in Saudi Arabia.

Monica Lewinsky wrote an editorial in the New York Times blasting Roger Ailes for using her sex scandal with Bill Clinton to launch Fox News. It's hard to believe she's forty-four now. It seems just like yesterday that Monica was crawling around on her hands and knees in the Oval Office.

President Trump enjoyed his trip to Israel Monday where Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu took Trump on a guided tour of Jerusalem to check out the ancient religious sites. The president was deeply impressed by the Wailing Wall. He didn't see one Mexican the whole time he was in Jerusalem.

L.A. police officers were ordered by City Hall to refuse to cooperate with U.S. immigration agents asking about the citizenship of arrested gang members. Democrats are outraged by the intrusion. First, Republicans call illegal aliens illegal, next they're going to want to take away their voting rights.

Harvard released a study Sunday showing eighty percent of President Trump's press coverage is negative. It's starting to wear on him a little bit. President Trump's first order of business in Saudi Arabia was to convert to Islam so he can legally ban himself from re-entering the United States.

The New York Times reports President Trump in a meeting with Russian officials referred to fired FBI director James Comey as a nut-job. The article admits he once hid inside the curtains in the Oval Office. Ten bucks says that Comey agreed to testify against Trump to impress Jodie Foster.

L.A. police officers were ordered by City Hall to refuse to cooperate with U.S. immigration agents asking about the citizenship of arrested gang members. Democrats are outraged by the intrusion. First, Republicans call illegal aliens illegal, next they're going to want to take away their voting rights.

-- Argus Hamilton