Monday, November 7, 2016

Obama's 'hope and change' has given us 'fear and loathing'

NY Post ^ | 7 Nov 2016 | Michael Goodwin 

So this is how Hope & Change ends. With the FBI in turmoil, with surging anti-police violence, with fears of voter fraud and foreign hacking, with a sluggish economy, with a terror warning and with two unpopular presidential candidates tearing at each other like wolves.
Heckuva job, Barack Obama!
The 44th president made history by being elected, but leaves behind a nation on the verge of a crack-up. He flatters himself by insisting his tenure has been a roaring success, but the public mood tells a different story.
Obama promised to unite America, but exits amid far greater divisions. It is telling that he has stopped portraying himself as a uniter and, like Jimmy Carter, blames the public.
Carter saw malaise, Obama sees bitter clingers, racists and xenophobes. While Obama’s lectures convey disappointment in his fellow Americans, it never occurs to him that he is a disappointment to them.
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Jeff Sessions: Obama Must ‘Make Crystal Clear’ Only Citizens Can Vote in U.S. Elections!

Breitbart.com ^ | Nov. 7, 2016 | KATIE MCHUGH 

Alabama Republican Sen. Jeff Sessions is condemning Obama’s refusal to state that illegal aliens are not permitted to vote in U.S. elections.


A Latino Youtube host interviewed Obama Friday, asking him: “Many of the millennials, DREAMers, undocumented, um, citizens—and I call them citizens because they contribute to this country—are fearful of voting. So if I vote, will immigration know where I live? Will they come for my family and deport us?”

“Not true,” Obama replied, ignoring her point about illegal aliens voting.

"And the reason is, first of all, when you vote, you are a citizen yourself—and there is not a situation where the voting rolls somehow are transferred over and people start investigating et cetera. The sanctity of the vote is strictly confidential in terms of who you voted for. If you have a family member who maybe is undocumented, then you have an even greater reason to vote."

Obama appeared to say that if a U.S. citizen with illegal alien family members who continue to stay in the U.S. in defiance of the law votes, immigration authorities will not use that voters’ information to begin deportation proceedings against their illegal alien relatives.

Given Obama’s strange wording, it’s open to interpretation whether or not he is suggesting an illegal alien is considered a “citizen” if he manages to make it into a voting booth.

“I am shocked that the President of the United States—who is the chief law enforcement officer for the nation and to whom all federal law enforcement officers report—failed to strongly and immediately object to a statement by an interviewer that unlawful immigrants can and should vote in U.S. elections,” Sessions said in a statement. “The interviewer proposed a radical and illegal action, which the President had a duty to condemn.”
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Poll: Public overwhelmingly thinks media is in the tank for Clinton

The Hill ^ | 10/31/2016 | Joe Concha 

The American public thinks the media wants Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to win by an almost 10-to-1 margin, according to a new poll.

The Suffolk University/USA Today poll released Friday asks, "Who do you think the media, including major newspapers and TV stations, would like to see elected president: Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?"

Of the 1,000 adults surveyed, 75.9 percent answered Clinton, while just 7.9 percent picked Trump, the Republican nominee. Just more than 16 percent of respondents chose either "neither" or "undecided."
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WikiLeaks: Because they can’t tolerate even one dissenting voice, DNC wanted to silence Morning Joe

Canada Free Press ^ | 11/07/16 | Robert Laurie 
You WILL goose step along, or endure the wrath!

It’s no secret that MSNBC is the home of abject liberal lunacy. You can tune in morning, noon, or night, and it’s a safe bet that you’ll see virtually every flavor of left-wing craziness on display. Except - on rare occasions - during the “Morning Joe” show. There, sometimes, you will find people willing to buck the network’s obvious bias in favor of a few minutes of reality.
...And that was too much for the DNC.

Donna Brazile is not sorry for leaking CNN debate questions to Hillary Clinton!

Washington Post ^ | Nov. 7, 2016; 1:07 PM | Callum Borchers 

Donna Brazile is not apologizing for leaking CNN debate questions and topics to the Hillary Clinton campaign during the Democratic primary. Her only regret, it seems, is that she got caught.

“My conscience — as an activist, a strategist — is very clear,” the interim chair of the Democratic National Committee said Monday during a satellite radio interview with liberal activist Joe Madison. She added that “if I had to do it all over again, I would know a hell of a lot more about cybersecurity.”

In other words, Brazile would have made sure that her improper disclosures — which prompted CNN to drop her as an analyst — would not show up in hacked emails published by WikiLeaks. The lesson, apparently, is to pick up the phone or perhaps meet John Podesta in a dark alleyway.

Madison hardly objected. In fact, he said CNN should have expected this kind of thing.

“The one thing folk need to understand at CNN, MSNBC and all of this: When you hire folk who are, as you say, the, you know — their responsibility is to their candidate and their party,” Madison said, “they're going to do whatever they can to win. That's just — that's the nature of the beast.”
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Hillary Loses the Left (The Revenge of the #NeverHillary Left)

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/11/06/hillary-loses-left/ ^ | 6 Nov | Julia Hahn 

While Donald Trump has been consolidating his base of support, the opposite appears to be happening for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, who seems to be hemorrhaging supporters from her progressive base. Clinton’s long-running rift with the progressive left has been a vulnerability for her throughout her campaign — dating back to the Democratic primary.
Yet, in the closing days of the 2016 campaign, the rift has been laid bare through a combination of WikiLeaks revelations, a series of high-profile endorsements for Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein from progressives like Marc Lamont Hill, Cornel West, and Susan Sarandon, as well as polling data that suggests Trump’s broad populist messaging is resonating with Democrat-leaning voters.
Contrary to the narrative perpetuated by corporate media, many prominent liberals are now expressing their belief that installing Hillary Clinton, a “corporatist hawk,” in the White House is “the true danger” and would be “more dangerous” for progressive values, the well-being of the nation, and the stability of the world than would four years of a Donald Trump presidency.
On Sunday, Marc Lamont Hill — who endorsed Stein in August — urged progressives to reject the establishment’s “fearmongering” and the “campaign of terror” being waged by the Democratic Party and to instead vote their conscience by supporting Stein.
... “political sacrifice” of four years of Donald Trump in the White House is a small price to pay to for the long-term goal of setting “the groundwork to imagine a new world, a new politics, and a new order.”
Hill explained that Hillary Clinton is a “neoliberal” who is “committed to using war as the primary instrument of foreign policy” and is unwilling “eliminate gross forms of militarization around the world.”
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN WEDNESDAY MORNING?

boblonsberry.com ^ | 11/07/16 | Bob Lonsberry 

Only one thing is certain about Wednesday morning, half of America is going to be pissed off. Infuriated, alienated, disenfranchised.


If the winner is known, if the presidential race isn't hung up in some court challenge or Russian hack, the only prediction that can be made with any confidence is that this election will leave about 50 percent of the people in this country feeling like this isn't their country.

The divide will be wide and deep.

And the prospects of bridging it are meager.

But first, who's going to win.

It's anybody's guess.

Reasonable arguments can be made for several scenarios. The polls could be right and Hillary will win before the thing leaves the Eastern time zone. The Trump surge in the polls could push put him just past her and he squeaks it out when they close the polls in Nevada. Or there could be a rumbling subterranean tide, a huge surge of enthusiasm for Trump shown at his rallies but not in the miscalculated polling samples, and he could win in a landslide when they tally up Ohio and Michigan.

The range of reasonable outcomes stretches from a Clinton landslide to a Trump landslide, and any number of hanging-chad situations in between.

Both sides hope for victory, both sides are holding their breath.

And one side is going to be kicked in the ass.

And kicked to the curb.

The first responsibility of the president elect will be to reach out and welcome in. The great challenge will be making peace, not with foreign governments, but with American citizens.

And that doesn't seem likely.

Neither candidate seems inclined to graciousness. Neither candidate seems particularly interested in or capable of reaching out to people who disagree. Trump has spoken more of love, and been less specifically condemning of his opponent's supporters, but his brand has been so destroyed among Democrat voters that the only reasonable response they can have is hatred.

And it seems that a great deal of hatred has been shown by Hillary and her supporters for Trump voters. Election Day isn't a magic wand that makes "unredeemable" and "deplorable" go away, and when you have described your opponents as racists, xenophobes, sexists and Islamophobes as a matter of course, victory doesn't make bygones be bygones.

There is a likelihood that either side will see electoral victory as a justification for its own delusions of infallibility. Wednesday won't be brotherhood and understanding, it will be taunting and end-zone celebrations.

And one side will read the outcome as a giant middle finger in the face. The sense of being disregarded, disrespected and disenfranchised will be enormous -- no matter who wins. Recent years, and this campaign, have exacerbated dramatically social division along the lines of race, gender, religion and politics. Even the things that used to unite us -- God and country -- have become flash points of anger, with both being disregarded and dumped by some.

There is a revolution afoot, and one side is going to lose.

And the losing side is apt to be shouted into silence, defined out of the new America.

In times past, that would have troubled the winning side.

But not anymore. On Wednesday morning, half of America is going to be pissed. And, sadly, that is going to thrill the other half.

In recent days, people have been saying, "Won't you be glad when this is over?"

The answer is, "No."

Because when the election is over, that's when it's going to get bad.

Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.

Wall Street Analyst: Clinton Foundation Is The ‘Largest Unprosecuted Charity Fraud Ever’

Daily Caller ^ | 5 Nov 16 | Ginni Thomas 

Wall Street investment analyst Charles Ortel called the Clinton Foundation “the largest unprosecuted charity fraud ever attempted” before all the newly-exposed emails from campaign chairman John Podesta’s account were released from WikiLeaks.

The leaks have fortified his findings. The Wall Street investment analyst, who retired at 46 and prides himself on researching complex problems like General Electric and the credit crisis, has been fly-specking the Clinton Foundation since the spring of 2015.
Ortel explains why he believes the Clinton Foundation is a “crooked charity cooking the books” with over $2 billion dollars in revenue, in this exclusive video interview for The Daily Caller News Foundation.
Do You Think The Clintons Should Be Indicted For Their Clinton Foundation Activities? Yes No
Your Email Address (Required) Submit and See Results Completing this poll entitles you to Daily Caller news updates free of charge. You may opt out at anytime. You also agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. The Clintons, according to Ortel, have figured out how to turn their public service into a business. This charity is “a perfect gathering place and a front” to act as if you are helping others, when in fact they bring powerful people together, concocting deals and making people rich, including the Clintons, Ortel says. (RELATED: ‘Must Act Immediately’: Clinton Charity Lawyer Told Execs They Were Breaking The Law) Ortel found from a series of talk radio interviews that progressives are especially exercised about the Clinton Foundation’s abuse of the charity rules. Charity rules are strict as these entities stand in the shoes of the government, he says, to help people.
Ortel’s charges raise the specter that the IRS and other government agencies are picking winners and losers for charities now with two sets of rules. Tea party groups, as well as Democrat Congresswoman Corrine Brown, who is facing over 300 years in prison for her $800,000 slush fund, faced the wrath of government, while the $2 billion Clinton charity that bends rules, goes without scrutiny, he says.
Ortel warns donors they, too, have a legal duty to ensure they are not supporting a rogue charity — as penalties can be stiff for giving to a fraudulent entity. He warns the Gates, Rockefeller, and Bloomberg Foundations and makes note of massive funding from the Swiss-based UNITAID, amongst many others.
A November, 2011 memo from the company Teneo’s Doug Band to the law firm Simpson Thacher, exposed the way Teneo leveraged speaking fees and for profit dollars to former President Bill Clinton around the edges of the Clinton Foundation. This memo, exposed on the day we interviewed Ortel, started a cascade of mainstream media coverage of the way the Clintons were using public office for private gain using the Clinton Foundation.
Ortel believes this Band memo, combined with the now-exposed efforts by Chelsea Clinton to improve the governance of the Foundation, must have caused an immediate reaction in Simpson Thacher, the firm Chelsea sought that specializes in advising its clients how to abide by the legal requirements of national, international and state charity rules.
The financial analyst believes the foundation embodies “Robin Hood in reverse.” The charity stands in the middle of a crisis and steals from the poor to give to the elites, he says.
Asked how he might explain the Clinton Foundation to a Gold Star Mother, Ortel said the Clintons are not “worthy to clean the brass on the White House doorknobs” let alone be the leader of the free world.
For more information, read Charles Ortel’s blog or follow him on Twitter @CharlesOrtel.

Why Does the 'White Race' Have To Be Permanent Public Enemy No. 1?

Freep | 11/7/2016 | Charles O'Connell 

Why were dirt farmers the official enemy class in both Russia and China? Because if the people can eat, they can hold out against 'thought reform'. In 1792 France, it was anyone with a cross.

In 1933 Germany, it was anyone with a star. It doesn't matter which group you target as unreformable bad people--despicables in the current parliance--Alinsky taught that you need some enemy, it doesn't matter which, to use as a standing pretext to 'rub raw the resentments of the people of the community; fan the latent hostilities of many of the people to the point of overt expression....search out controversy and issues, rather than avoid them, for unless there is controversy people are not concerned enough to act...stir up dissatisfaction and discontent'. If Gay people were to succeed in permanently taking over, in 3 generations they'd be the 1984 Goldstein class.

Huma Abedin’s Troubling Saudi Upbringing-Which is synonymous with saying “ISIS upbringing."

Frontpagemagazine ^ | November 7, 2016 | Raymond Ibrahim 

Raymond Ibrahim is a Shillman Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center.

Allegations concerning Huma Abedin’s connections to Islamist groups and actors devoted to taking down America through a subversive jihad is no secret.  But for those in the know about Islam, its goals and methods—and especially the power of indoctrination—her life story is more than enough for concern.
Born in the U.S., Huma moved to Saudi Arabia (SA) at the age of two.  There, she likely spent her formative years being indoctrinated in the same Islam that ISIS—SA’s brainchild—upholds.
Just like ISIS, SA teaches: hate and enmity for all non-Muslims; destruction of churches and all non-Muslim places of worship; fatal consequences for apostates and blasphemers; and, most importantly, the supreme merits of engaging in jihad, which is not limited to armed warfare, as the apologists often remind us, but literally consists of “striving”—or for our purposes, subverting—on behalf of Islam.
Such is the atmosphere and indoctrination that Abedin experienced growing up in SA; this was further supplemented at home by her mother, Saleha Abedin, a leading female activist of Islamic law and author of a book supporting female genital mutilation, death for apostates, and the participation of females in jihad.   After 16 years of such indoctrination, Huma removed the hijab and returned to the U.S. at age 18.  Two years later she was Hillary Clinton’s intern—and on her way to becoming, as Clinton later put it, a “second daughter” to her.
To many, Huma’s troubling background is irrelevant.  After all, she doesn’t wear a veil, scarf, or hijab—as all women (including her mother) in SA—and certainly appears secular and fashionable, definitely Western.  Moreover, in direct contradiction to a Sharia stipulation that, when broken, often leads to murderous responses in the Muslim world, she, a Muslim woman, married a non-Muslim man, Anthony Weiner.
So how much, really, could she have been influenced by the Wahhabi/ISIS education and upbringing that all Saudi children are exposed to?  Besides, why not believe that the moment she left SA, she was only too happy to forget all that Islam stuff and revel in her newfound American freedom?   This notion, no doubt popular, is itself a reflection of the power of indoctrination—in this case, the power of secular and liberal indoctrination on the minds of many in the West who are convinced that the entire world is destined to and desirous of becoming “just like us.”
Aside from overlooking the power of Islamic indoctrination—which causes some people to become “martyrs” by killing themselves and others—these questions and observations overlook another Islamic teaching:  Muslims are encouraged to deny their Islam—or in the context of the modern West, merely pretend to be “moderate Muslims”—if by so doing they can help empower Islam over infidels.
As usual, this sort of trickery goes right back to Muhammad himself.  Here are two examples, both from Muslim chroniclers widely taught in Saudi Arabia:
The Assassination of Ka‘b ibn Ashraf
After an elderly Jewish tribal chieftain, Ka‘b ibn Ashraf, mocked Muhammad, the prophet exclaimed, “Who will kill this man who has hurt Allah and his messenger?” A young Muslim named Ibn Maslama volunteered on condition that to get close enough to Ka‘b to murder him, he needed permission from Muhammad to lie to the Jew.  Allah’s messenger agreed. Ibn Maslama traveled to Ka‘b and began complaining about Muhammad and saying that he had left Islam.   He carried on in this way until his disaffection from Islam led Ka‘b to drop his guard, befriend him, and eventually invite him into his house—at which point the mask came off, Ibn Maslama slaughtered Ka ‘b, and brought his head to Muhammad to the usual triumphant cries of “Allahu Akbar!”
The Disbanding of the Confederates
During the Battle of the Trench (627), which pitted the Muslims against the Arabian polytheists, one of the latter, Naim bin Mas‘ud, secretly went to Muhammad and converted to Islam. The prophet asked him to return to his tribesmen and allies—without revealing that he had joined the Muslim camp—and try to get them to abandon the siege.  “For,” Muhammad assured him, “war is deceit.”  Mas‘ud returned, pretending to be loyal to his former kinsmen and allies, and began giving them bad advice. He also subtly instigated quarrels between the various tribes until, no longer trusting each other, they disbanded.  Mas‘ud became a hero in Islamic tradition.  He is often seen as being responsible for helping an embryonic Islam grow at a time when its existence was threatened.  One English language Muslim site even recommends his actions as illustrative of how Muslims can subvert non-Muslims.
Anecdotes of modern day Islamic clerics encouraging fellow Muslims to behave like non-Muslims when advantageous are in fact a dime a dozen.  The other day I watched an Arabic language video of a sheikh from Al Azhar—arguably the world’s leading, and supposedly “moderate,” institution of Islamic learning—giving the traditional exegesis of Koran 3:28, which reads: “Let believers not take for friends and allies infidels rather than believers: whoever does this shall have no relationship left with Allah—unless you but guard yourselves against them, taking precautions.”
After explaining that this verse means Muslims are forbidden from aiding non-Muslims against Islam—here again is another problem concerning Muslims working in the U.S. government—he said that “unless you but guard yourselves against them, taking precautions” means that Muslims under non-Muslim authority may deceive the latter by behaving like them, while keeping their Islam internally. By way of example, he said that if Muslims are under Christian authority, they have “license” to publicly hang, wear, and even pray to the cross—which is saying much if you understand Islam’s virulent hatred for the crucifix.
Nor is the issue of Muslims pretending to be non-Muslims to deceive and subvert infidels limited to historical texts and sermons from sheikhs.  One recent example from Turkey: in order to get close enough to a Christian pastor to assassinate him, a group of Christian-hating Muslims—including three very “secular” looking women—feigned interest in Christianity and attended his church, where they prayed and made the sign of the cross.   In the words of the pastor who eluded the assassination attempt: “These people had infiltrated our church and collected information about me, my family and the church and were preparing an attack against us.  Two of them attended our church for over a year and they were like family.”
Returning to Huma Abedin.   That she appears Western/secularized and married a Jew—that is, that she did everything that no good Muslim woman, especially one who spent her formative years being indoctrinated in the most radical form of Islam, to say nothing of her ties to Islamists—makes her appear more not less suspicious.  It looks like an intentional attempt to do precisely those things that would most convince her American audience that she has nothing to do with Islam and is just “another” American.
But if some Muslims are willing to go to such lengths as attending churches and baptisms and becoming “like family” to those infidels they seek to slaughter, as in the above anecdote from Turkey, one wonders: what are other Muslims willing to do to take down the Great Infidel, America?  Could they not, perhaps, seek to endear themselves as a “second daughter” to a top politician and potentially the next president of the U.S?
Should this prove to be the case, then Saudi Arabia’s multifaceted jihad on America continues.  If it first reached the general public’s awareness on 9/11 with the ugly and violent al-Qaeda, it may well be continuing with the comely and docile Huma.

The Founding Fathers warned us about criminal tyrants like Hillary!

US Defense Watch ^ | November 6, 2016 | Ray Starmann 

The country is now on a precipice. The future and survival of America is balancing precariously on the Hinge of Fate.
Will Donald Trump secure victory and help pull us back from the abyss, or will the Clintons steal the election and drag the whole nation into a nightmarish maelstrom from which there is no escape?
Will Hillary and her gang of filthy criminals be on their way to prison, or will the rule of law be flushed down the Oval Office commode?
Hillary Clinton is a criminal sociopath and she may very well be only 48 hours away from her greatest crime, the theft of the election.
In her 40 year career, mainly in government, she has committed fraud, perjury, bribery, obstruction of justice, racketeering, conspiracy, espionage and treason. She is probably a pedophile and may very well be involved in child trafficking and murder.
She is not only a villain, but is mentally and physically ill.
Like all tyrants, she has been able to threaten, cajole, and destroy anyone who is in the path of her anointment as the Princess of Darkness to rule over America.
The nation is on the verge of descending into total lawlessness as Hillary Clinton has corrupted the US Attorney General and the Director of the FBI. Both Loretta Lynch and James Comey are complete and utter sell outs, who are a disgrace to the offices they serve and the laws that they have sworn to uphold.
Today, Comey stated that after apparently reviewing 650,000 new emails taken from Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin’s computer, Hillary Clinton would face no charges for the multitude of national security and other sundry crimes she committed.
Comey and Lynch are intent on erasing 240 years of the rule of law, in order to protect the waddling Capo Dei Capi of a criminal organization with enough tentacles to strangle the earth’s population.
Criminal tyrants have come and gone throughout history. Some were small and nameless from tiny duchies; others were behemoth mass murderers, such as Stalin, Mao and Hitler. Others wished to dominate those under them and steal anything in their path, like the British Empire and its modern day relatives, the globalists and their cohort in crimes against humanity, Hillary Clinton.
The Founding Fathers, in their infinite wisdom, were well versed in the modus operandi of tyrants.
It was almost as if the Founding Fathers had a crystal ball telescope and were looking right at the pants suit wearing demon herself.
“When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil.”
Thomas Jefferson
“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one; a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.”
James Madison
“Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.”
George Washington
“Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.”
Ben Franklin
If Hillary Clinton and the globalists steal the election, it will be the end of America.
The borders will be opened, allowing millions of illegals to flood in, stealing more jobs and plunging wages to a Third World level. In addition, millions of unvetted Muslims will land on our shores, whose only job skills are bomb making and anarchy. Hillary will savage the First Amendment and with the appointment of radical judges on the Supreme Court, take a chain saw to the Second Amendment.
The last hope will lie not with the Republicans in Congress, or anyone in government, but with ordinary Americans, whom I believe will not stand for what will certainly be a fraudulent presidency and a criminal serving in our nation’s highest office.
The Founding Fathers knew that such a time may come, when the US government was so corrupted by villains that civil disobedience and perhaps revolution would be the order of the day. Sadly, that day may be in the very near future, if Americans wish to have a nation of laws once again.
As Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence, “Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness.”
Hillary Clinton is the enemy of everyone on this planet who believes in freedom, justice and GOD.
We are indeed tottering on a precipice.

WSJ: You Know The IRS Should Be Investigating The Clinton Foundation

Townhall ^ | Nov 05, 2016 | Matt Vespa 

Wikileaks was able to shed light on what top Bill Clinton aide Doug Band, who helped start the Clinton Foundation and went on to co-found his own consulting firm, Teneo, called Bill Clinton, Inc. The 13-page memo described how money could be obtained to go to both the Clinton Foundation and to the Clintons personally. That strategy centered on using the Foundation’s top tier donor base (Dow Chemical, Coca-Cola, etc.) to also forge paid speaking engagements and consulting deals. The amount that Bill could personally reap with this strategy could be as much as $66 million if everything remained in place.
…Mr. Band went ahead and described the “unorthodox nature” of his work while emphasizing his determination to help “protect the 501(c)3 status of the Foundation.” That’s the part of the tax code that has allowed the Clinton Foundation to remain tax-exempt on the premise that it is dedicated to serving humanity.
Mr. Band graciously copied John Podesta, then adviser to the board, who would eventually become Hillary’s campaign chief. His helpful reply was to suggest that Mr. Band “strip the defensive stuff out” and later “go through the details and how they have helped WJC” [ William Jefferson Clinton].
The Band memo reveals exactly what critics of the Clintons have long said: They make little distinction between the private and public aspects of their lives, between the pursuit of personal enrichment, the operation of a nonprofit, and participation in U.S. politics.
Mr. Band writes that he and his colleague Justin Cooper “have, for the past ten years, served as the primary contact and point of management for President Clinton’s activities—which span from political activity (e.g., campaigning on behalf of candidates for elected office), to business activity (e.g., providing advisory services to business entities with which he has a consulting arrangement), to Foundation activity.”
[…]
Mr. Band’s memo confirms that donors were not seeking merely to help the sick and the poor. He explains that the Clinton Foundation had “engaged an array of fundraising consultants” over the past decade but “these engagements have not resulted in significant new dollars for the Foundation.” In other words, it wasn’t working as a conventional charity.
Mr. Band then explains how he and his Teneo partner Declan Kelly had to carry the fundraising load, and did so by packaging foundation solicitations with other services such as a meeting with Bill Clinton, $450,000 speeches or strategic advice. Many of the donations, from U.S. companies like Coca-Cola and Dow Chemical and foreign firms like UBS and Barclays, occurred while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State.
MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough described the whole matter as a “shakedown.” Mediaite noted that co-host Mika Brzezinski said the whole affair put the Clinton Foundation in a scandalous light in a “kind of morally deficit kind of way, a sleazy way.” The ironic thing here is that none of this would have come to light if Chelsea Clinton weren’t worried about aides hustling business (via Politico):
Chelsea Clinton sent a fiery email to a group of top Clinton advisers, detailing allegations about aides she said were undermining the family, including by possibly misrepresenting their expenses and blurring the line between a family-linked consulting firm and the Clinton Foundation.
[…]
In the email, Chelsea Clinton says the allegations made her “very sad,” though she acknowledges that she cannot attest to the veracity of all of them and that there are likely other “sides” to the claims. Still, she says she raised the concerns with her parents. And, as part of her efforts to “professionalize the Foundation,” she wrote, she was passing along the allegations to the recipients of the email — Podesta, longtime Hillary Clinton confidante Cheryl Mills and two officials from Simpson Thacher, a law firm that had been commissioned to audit the Clinton Foundation.
At the time of the email, Chelsea Clinton was pushing to enact tougher internal rules at the Clinton Foundation regarding conflicts of interest and outside income.

Florida Rep: Comey Decision Clarifies Our Sacred Duty on Election Day

The Revolutionary Act ^ | 11/06/16 | The Revolutionary Act 
by Rep. Julio Gonzalez

Clearly, handing Hillary Clinton the keys to the White House under these circumstances flies in the face of the disdain the Founders had against abusive power by a ruling aristocracy.
In the latest action by a seemingly schizophrenic Federal Bureau of Investigation, FBI Director James Comey sent a letter to Congress on November 6, two days prior to the presidential election, informing it that after reviewing “all the communications” involving Hillary Clinton while she was Secretary of State, Comey would not change the conclusion he expressed in July regarding Mrs. Clinton. Moreover, the announcement comes on the same day we learned that Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin were using Hillary’s housekeeper, a woman with no authority in handling our nation’s secrets, to print up sensitive and classified emails in Clinton’s home and that the Clinton Foundation paid for Mrs. Clinton’s daughter’s wedding.
But the bigger picture surrounding Mrs. Clinton and our present Administration is one involving collusion, corruption, and perhaps even criminal actions at the highest levels of government.
(Excerpt) Read more at therevolutionaryact.com ...

Appeals Court OKs Trump Ohio Poll Monitors, Overturns Lower Court Order!

International Business Times ^ | 11/6/2016 | MARCY KREITER 

A federal appeals court in Cincinnati overturned a court order Sunday that would have prevented Republican Donald Trump’s supporters from monitoring election activities outside polling places.

The decision by the three-judge 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals panel overturned Friday’s decision by U.S. District Judge James Gwin, whose order would have applied to both Democrats and Republicans equally. But unlike Trump, Democrat Hillary Clinton has not exhorted her supporters to stand outside polling places to monitor voting.

The decision was in response to a suit filed by Democrats last Sunday, arguing the presence of Trump supporters outside polling places could intimidate voters. Similar lawsuits were filed in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Arizona.
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Clinton Crime Family Bigger Than Mafia But Not On 10 Most Wanted List-WHY?

Self | November 6, 2016 | Stay 

The Clinton Crime Family has committed more crimes than probably all the prisoners in jail...and guess what..they have accumulated hundreds of millions of dollars tax-free in their family foundation in the process.

And she is running for president with millions of idiots voting for her. And Obama says that it is perfectly normal for millions of illegals to vote (presumably for her) and the governor of Virginia-Terry McAuliffe not only caused his PAC to donate almost $650,000 to the wife of Andrew McCabe, who is Deputy Director in charge of the Hillary email investigation, but he is also pardoning 60,000 felons so they can vote for Hillary And Peter J. Kadzik, who is friends of John Podesta, Hillary's campaign manager, and is now in direct control of the Hillary email investigation.

And now the press has jumped on Comey's most recent announcement and pronounced that the FBI has cleared Hillary...which is not what he said...lies after lies, lies after lies....

Virginia Gov. McAuliffe Pardons 60,000 Felons, Enough To Swing Election!

Zero Censorship ^ | Nov. 6, 2016 

Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe has granted voting rights to as many as 60,000 convicted felons just in time for them to register to vote, nearly five times more than previously reported and enough to win the state for his long-time friend, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

McAuliffe sought to allow all of Virginia's estimated 200,000 felons to vote, but state courts said each individual felon's circumstances must be weighed. To get around that, McAuliffe used a mechanical autopen to rapidly sign thousands of letters, as if he had personally reviewed them, even as his office was saying the total was 13,000.

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Here are 12 documented crimes committed by Hillary Clinton

wordpress ^ | November 6, 2016 | Dan from Squirrel Hill 


1) In January 2001, Clinton stole $28,500 of furniture from the White House.
2) In 1980, Clinton cheated on her taxes by not reporting $6,498 in income from commodities trading.
3) In 2010, 2011, and 2012, Clinton lied to the IRS by falsely saying that her foundation did not get any money from foreign governments.
4) It is illegal for cabinet members to accept gifts from foreign governments. However, when Clinton was Secretary of State, she accepted first class flights that were paid for by foreign governments.
5) Clinton illegally stored classified spy satellite data on North Korean nukes on her private email server.
6) In August 2015, Clinton signed a sworn statement, under penalty of perjury, saying that she had turned over all of her work related emails. The statement was later revealed to be false.
7) In October 2015, Clinton admitted that she had broken U.S. law in Benghazi.
8) Clinton illegally gave classified material to people who not been cleared to have it in their possession.
9) Clinton illegally ignored 237 of the 240 Freedom of Information Act requests that she had received when she was Secretary of State.
10) Clinton illegally withheld Benghazi related emails from the State Department.
11) Clinton illegally continued to keep and email classified information after she quit her job as Secretary of State.
12) After Clinton received a subpoena ordering her to turn over her work related emails, she illegally ignored the subpoena and used BleachBit software to delete those emails.

Huma Abedin-Clinton's Saudi Handler

Regated ^ | 7-18-16 | Kirby Smith 

A host of new images featuring Hillary Clinton’s bedside personal assistant, Huma Abedin, is making the rounds on social media. The informative graphics are laden with the connections and intel gleaned from the recently released 28-pages of the Joint Investigation into 9-11. The papers implicate the royal Saudi family in assisting the hijackers in getting homes and even pilot licenses. Huma Abedin is the daughter of Saleha Abedin, notorious leader of the Muslim Sisterhood and naturally a proponent of Sharia Law. Huma’s political mentor, Abdullah Omar Naseef, is an Al-Qaeda financier who belongs to the Muslim Brotherhood – Huma served with him on the board of the Institute of Muslim Minority Affairs. Huma’s family moved to Jeddah, Saudia Arabia in 1978 after Huma was born in Michigan two years before.
The Saudis have heavily influenced American politics over the last few decades. Despite being one of the biggest violators of human rights in the entirety of the Middle East (which, alone, is quite the feat), we have constantly supported their tyrannical terrorist government. With the truckloads of oil money the Saudis have, they have dominated both the Bush and Clinton families. With Trump’s severe beat-down of Jeb! during the debates, much of their efforts (read: cash) has been poured into the Clinton Foundation.

http://regated.com/2016/07/huma-abedin-clintons-saudi-handler/
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If You Build It [INFRASTRUCTURE] , They Won't Come

Investors Business Daily ^ | 11/04/2016 | STEPHEN J. ENTIN 

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have both recommended large increases in infrastructure spending as a means of increasing the efficiency and size of the economy and boosting wages. But this is not the cure for our economic malaise.
Productivity and wages are not generally suffering from an insufficiency of infrastructure. They are suffering from a glut of government.
Private-sector capital formation has been crushed by excessive taxes and regulation. Lack of private-sector plants, equipment and buildings has crimped productivity, employment and wages. Until these tax and regulatory deficiencies are addressed, pump-priming by infrastructure will have little effect on production, jobs and wages.
It does no good to pave additional roads if there are no additional goods being produced to ship over them...
...a reduction in property taxes or income taxes would do more for capital formation and economic output...
...governments are content to put money into projects with little or no net benefits, diverting resources from private uses yielding greater economic gains....
...No level of government should try to use infrastructure spending for countercyclical pump-priming...
...gains in investment and productivity are to be had by allowing the full, immediate expensing of the cost of business investment, instead of dragging depreciation allowance out over years or decades, and by lowering the corporate tax rate.
Infrastructure spending on the best projects can be better than just dropping money from helicopters to "stimulate" consumption, but it is inferior to letting the market direct capital to its most productive and valuable uses.
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The 2016 Presidential Election on a Doomed Titanic!

IFB ^ | 11/7/16 

Dear Friends, those upon the Titanic did not need to hear optimistic remedies of how to fix a doomed and sinking ship but rather hear, "Man the life boats!"; and if you missed the life boats, Almighty God has provided a Savior for the world beyond that awaits us if you should so choose.
We as a nation - at the absolute end of our journey - do not need to tell people to have hope in a lawless agenda, moral relativism totalitarianism, anti Judeo/Christian values and absolutes which is offered by both political parties (one party abundantly more than the other). The political fall-out and consequence of our past and present have fully saturated and ravished our nation's inhabitants beyond all repair. The EXPONENTIAL technology of our day is EXPONENTIALLY accelerating our rot as a people and Satan's "Do as thou wilt" godless philosophy is the ideology of our land from top to bottom. Eventually, American progressives, liberals, moderates and conservatives who know NOT the Lord as their Savior will enter into the Day of the Lord like it or not (Matt. 24, Rev. 6-19).
In this 2016 presidential election, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are both running for captain of the Titanic, which has only 10 minutes left before her doom. A Donald Trump win may slow our nation's EXPONENTIAL implosion down a micro second but a Hillary Clinton win will instantly accelerate the rot and doom of our nation. The tragedy of all of this is the ignorance of the majority of Americans in both parties and their ideology of false optimism which reigns as king today in America.
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The Fall of an FBI Director

Frontpage ^ | November 7, 2016 | Daniel Greenfield 

Every agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation takes an oath to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic” and to “bear true faith and allegiance to the same.” And he swears to “faithfully discharge the duties of the office.”

It is much the same oath taken by members of Congress, by military officers and government employees. It is an oath that goes back to Washington and Lincoln. Its origins lie in the Constitution.

And FBI Director James Comey violated it.

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Donald Trump: America's Junkyard Dog!

American Thinker ^ | November 7, 2016 | William F. Marshall 

Millions, perhaps billions, of words have been written analyzing this election and the phenomenal rise of Donald Trump in his quest for the White House. The metaphor often used to describe his blunt, hyperbolic, sometimes vulgar rhetorical style is that of a bull in a china shop. And there’s no question that he has broken a lot of china, both in terms of conventional political wisdom in how to run a presidential campaign and in the politically correct sensibilities of elitist Americans, and of many regular Americans as well.
However, I was struck by a minor epiphany and a better animal metaphor as I was walking my newly acquired mutt, Charlotte, yesterday. My wife and I adopted the pooch at a dog rescue show two months ago as a friend for our older mongrel, who lost his beloved Labrador Retriever companion that we had to put to sleep last year. The new pup, four months old when we got her, was recovering from a bout of mange and was slightly hairless. She seemed sweet, docile and a bit forlorn. With her baleful brown eyes, she looked up at us and our Wheaten terrier mix, who we brought along to “pick out” his new friend. She wagged her tail, which had a strange stripe running down the middle, and sniffed our older dog. He sniffed and wagged back. We found our new family member.
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SR 1324 – Daybreak Poll – Donald Trump Gets 42.4% of Hispanic Vote (mini monster vote)

Still Report ^ | 11/6/2016 | Bill Still 

Now, on to the big story of the day, the Hispanic vote swing is a mini-Monster vote all in itself and Hispanics could well be giving this election to Donald Trump on a platter. Look at this rise. It started on Oct. 30. I don’t know what happened on that day, but here are the numbers.
On Oct. 30, Trump got just 32.1% of the Hispanic vote. Watch this: in just 6 days, Hispanics moved for Trump by over 10 points, and this morning, Trump is getting 42.4% of the Hispanic vote.
Same thing on the Clinton side, only the reverse. On Oct. 30, she was getting 56.4% of the Hispanic vote – that was just 6 days ago. Look what happened. By yesterday, her Hispanic support had tumbled 10.6% - truly incredible.
Between Trump going up with Hispanics and Clinton’s even bigger crash, that’s a total of a 20.6% swing in less than a week.
As of today, Clinton’s lead with Hispanics is down to only 3.4%
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Why Hillary and Bill are the Mafia Mobsters of US politics

daily mail ^ 

James Kallstrom, former head of the FBI’s New York office, is the man who brought to justice the notorious mob boss John Gotti, the Teflon Don.
So when he calls Bill and Hillary Clinton members of a ‘crime family’ it’s fair to assume he knows what he’s talking about.
In a radio interview, Kallstrom described Hillary as a ‘pathological liar’ and said of the couple’s ‘charitable’ Clinton Foundation: ‘It’s like organised crime, really. The foundation is a cesspool.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3911516/Why-Hillary-Bill-Mafia-mobsters-politics-s-dodged-bullet-brilliant-dispatch-RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-reveals-voters-revulsion-stench-corruption-won-t-away.html#ixzz4PJy5Ow5c Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
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Illegal Alien Amnesty Means $15K Tax Hike for Every Household

Frontpage ^ | November 6, 2016 | Daniel Greenfield 

Amnesty supporters have been pushing claims that deporting illegal aliens would cost fantastic amounts of money. The truth is that legalizing a horde of low wage people who already use massive amounts of government services would be fantastically expensive. This analysis, if anything, understates the real numbers. But it's a window into just what illegal alien amnesty would cost us.
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In Case You Missed It Dept


Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton the most corrupt candidate in history on Thursday after Hillary Clinton described Trump as a serial abuser of women. Must America go through this torture every four years? If God had meant for us to have elections he would have given us candidates. 

GOP VP candidate Mike Pence is okay after his passenger plane slid off the runway landing at La Guardia Airport Thursday. The plane spun sideways during landing, slid off into the mud and tilted until help arrived. The investigation found that the plane and Hillary go to the same neurologist. 

Los Angeles Police arrested the guy who took credit Wednesday for smashing Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Hollywood Boulevard. He obliterated Trump's name and his star with a sledgehammer. If convicted, he could get thirty days as editor of the Los Angeles Times. 

Newt Gingrich chided Megyn Kelly Tuesday for dwelling on groping claims against Donald Trump. Newt accused her of being more interested in sex than public policy. Newt, the reason Americans keep electing the Clintons is because everybody's more interested in sex than public policy. 

Hillary Clinton held a big-money fundraiser in New York to celebrate her sixty-ninth birthday Wednesday. It included family and friends. After singing Happy Birthday they rolled out a huge birthday cake with sixty-nine candles on it and then Hillary made a wish and deleted the candles. 

The FBI cited Russia for hacking Clinton campaign chief John Podesta's private e-mails and giving them to WikiLeaks to embarrass her. No one knows how bad it's going to get. Ever since WikiLeaks began releasing them, he's been lobbying Congress for stronger laws against prison rape. 

Donald Trump's hopes soared Friday after the FBI found evidence on Hillary's e-mails while investigating Anthony Weiner for sexting minors on his smart-phone. You can't make it up. Sesame Street just opened by announcing that today's news is being brought to you by the letters W, T and F. 

Hillary Clinton denied knowing if the FBI found new evidence on her by examining the smart-phone of Huma Abedin's husband Anthony Weiner. His sexting name is Carlos Danger. Hillary is calling for Carlos Danger to be deported and for the inventor of the Internet Al Gore to be executed. 

FBI Director Jim Comey reopened the probe into Hillary's e-mail scandal ten days before the election. Get your popcorn and enjoy the show. There are six huge movie studios in Hollywood that were built one hundred years ago with all the money they made by tying blondes to the railroad tracks. 

The FBI's investigation into Hillary's e-mail scandal involves possible obstruction of justice and multiple counts of concealment of public records. It's all part of the cycle of life. You start out your public career by investigating Richard Nixon and you end it by channeling Richard Nixon. 

Porn star Jessica Drake charged this week that Donald Trump propositioned her ten years ago at a Tahoe golf tournament and turned him down. It's a new low for American politics. Porn stars now say that the idea of having sex with a presidential candidate makes them feel dirty and ashamed. 

West Hollywood hosted its annual Halloween Parade on Monday with hundreds of thousands of people marching in costume along Santa Monica Boulevard. The revelers were all hoping to win the parade's prize for the most frightening costume. The winner came dressed as Election Day. 

Al Gore warned in a Politico interview Saturday that Trump would take America to a climate catastrophe. How swiftly fortunes change in politics. Just two weeks ago, Hillary invited Al Gore to introduce her to a huge rally in Florida, and today she wants to kill him for inventing the Internet. 

The FBI re-opened the Hilary probe while investigating Huma's husband Anthony Weiner for sexting and sending lewd photos of himself to a sixteen year-old girl. It's spawned a brand new cell-phone app. If you get an e-mail from Anthony Weiner, it automatically goes into the junk folder. 

Hillary Clinton told the FBI to reveal any evidence against her on Huma's smart phone. They're searching for signs of pay-to-play. Hillary may not be technically savvy, but, she's the only one who ever got the e-mail from the Nigerian prince and actually collected the four hundred thousand dollars. 

The FBI on Friday obtained a warrant to examine the six hundred and fifty thousand e-mails stored in Anthony Weiner's iPhone. They may reveal his wife Huma's subpoenaed but deleted communications with Hillary. So far, every e-mail stored in the iPhone reads, what are you wearing? 

A Laugh Times poll showed comedians sharply divided over political jokes. If you make fun of Trump's outbursts, people think you're for Hillary, if you joke about something Hillary got caught doing, they think you're for Trump. It's like no one can accept you've found two idiots in one election. 

Donald Trump campaigned in Michigan Monday with fresh momentum from the FBI Hillary probe. His surge in the polls has Democrats appalled. If Donald Trump becomes president, it will be the first time in history a billionaire moved into federal housing that was vacated by a black family. 

The October Surprise in this presidential election turned out to be FBI Director Jim Comey's announcement last Friday that he's re-opened the case of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. Many people are disappointed. Most Americans were hoping that the October Surprise would be a viable candidate. 

Hillary Clinton ripped FBI Director James Comey for re-opening her case on Friday. It seems like every Clinton staffer without immunity is under FBI probe. When the recording secretary at Hillary Clinton staff meetings calls the roll, they don't know whether to answer Present or Not Guilty. 

The Hollywood Reporter released a survey showing that Hollywood overwhelmingly supports the Democrats. Last month, the cast of Orange Is the New Black posed for a photo to show their support for Hillary Clinton. If the FBI case goes any further against her, she may be joining the cast. 

The New York Post reported a record-size Halloween parade in Manhattan Monday. The candidates stayed home. Every time kids rang Trump's bell and asked him for candy he declared bankruptcy, and Hillary got the scare of her life when a trick-or-treater came to her door dressed as a Lie Detector. 

The ABC News poll had the presidential race in a virtual tie Tuesday. We know the candidates' weaknesses by now. Trump had to be hustled by staffers past a line of beautiful women anxious to meet him after his speech Tuesday while Hillary arrived at her Florida speech in a slow white Bronco. 

Democrats demanded FBI Director James Comey be fired for re-opening Hillary's e-mail case Monday, two months after Republicans called for Comey to be fired when he refused to prosecute her. The FBI director is a man of unquestioned honesty and integrity in Washington. So he has to go. 

Donald Trump found himself leading Hillary Clinton in three presidential polls Thursday. In just four days, Americans must choose for president either a billionaire womanizer or the first Methodist ever to head a crime family. As the pilot of the Hindenburg once shouted, this is not a drill. 

The FBI reportedly found evidence Friday of Hillary Clinton's e-mail in her assistant Huma's husband Anthony Weiner's laptop. It's time to gather all the suspects in one room. Federal law enforcement officials have concluded that Hillary did it, with Anthony's Weiner, in the Conservatory. 

UN climate official Ottmar Edenhoffer admitted the goal of UN climate change policy is not to repair any environmental damage but to redistribute the world's wealth. Media concern is way over the top. It's now widely accepted that global warming is the number one cause of documentaries. 

-- Argus Hamilton

Hillary Clinton got quite a scare tonight. I guess a trick-or-treater came to the door dressed as a lie detector. 

While hosting their final White House Halloween party yesterday, first lady Michelle Obama actually told the kids, "Hey! Candy for everybody!" Then Barack looked around and was like, "OK, who's that in the Michelle Obama costume?" 

The election is just one week from today. So I guess in one week, we'll know if Donald Trump is our next president -- or if Hillary Clinton rigged the election. 

A memo from a veteran spy says that Vladimir Putin has been supporting Donald Trump for five years. After hearing this, Trump said, "Oh my God, I forgot it was our anniversary! What do you get for five years? I hope it's not CHINA?" 

A new poll finds that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a statistical tie just a week from Election Day. But on the bright side, at least Trump's finally in a tie that was made in America. 

Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have run national commercials during the World Series games, marking the only time Cubs and Indians fans were booing at the same time. 

-- Jimmy Fallon

Today was Halloween and right on cue, Hillary's private email server came back from the dead. 

There are just eight days left until the election. So if anyone's still thinking of running, now's the time. 

After claiming the election is rigged, Donald Trump said at a rally last week that the country should, quote, "Just cancel the election and give it to Trump." And then on Friday, FBI director James Comey said, "OK." 

A Trump supporter was arrested in Iowa last week for in-person voter fraud after she attempted to vote twice. She said the first vote was to make America great. And the second one was to make America great again. 

The 2016 presidential election is in exactly one week! One weak Republican, and one weak Democrat. 

That's right, there's exactly one week until Election Day, and this is probably a bad sign, but that's where the calendar just stops. 

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner has reportedly checked into rehab for sex addiction after his numerous sexting scandals. Weiner has asked for privacy and also the Wi-Fi password. 

A recent study found that always letting children win games in competitions could damage their ability to learn. Which is scary, because [shows picture of pouting Trump] we're six days away from letting the biggest child win the biggest game. 

In anticipation of her victory, Hillary Clinton has reportedly planned a fireworks show over the Hudson River for election night. Oh god, remember how excited she got over balloons? What's she going to do if she sees fireworks? 

Authorities are investigating why an official FBI Twitter account, that have been dormant for over a year, suddenly posted several tweets praising Donald Trump. Oh, you don't know why? Well, take your time. I won't "Russia." 

Former KKK leader David Duke told reporters today that if he's elected to the Senate, he would be Donald Trump's most loyal advocate. When asked what he'd do if Trump loses, Duke said, "I'll burn that cross when we come to it." 

-- Seth Meyers

The rumor now is that there's a Donald Trump sex tape. Yes! In response, Trump is saying, "Vote for me or I'll release it. " 

Yesterday, in a speech, President Obama said that when voting, young men should look deep inside themselves. So, as of an hour ago, the front-runner is Kate Upton. 

-- Conan

Now a lot of voters' stress has been caused by the bombshell FBI Director James Comey dropped on Friday when he said he was going to investigate more emails on Hillary's private server. Trump's feeling so sure of himself now that he actually asked early Hillary voters in Wisconsin to change their vote if they have "buyer's remorse." Yeah, and if anyone knows about buyer's remorse, it is the guy who gets remarried every few years. 

In fact, buyer's remorse is the only thing that anyone learned from enrolling at Trump University. 

If anyone has buyer's remorse, it's the Republican Party, isn't it? They're like, "Can I exchange this Trump for a Marco Rubio? What's that, you only have a Ben Carson? Don't worry, we're fine." 

-- James Corden

On Friday, FBI Director James Comey re-animated the corpse of the Hillary Clinton email scandal. It's alive! It's alive! 

The FBI found the emails while investigating illicit messages sent to an underage girl by Clinton aide Huma Abedin's estranged husband and es-strange guy Anthony Weiner. 

Apparently, they found them while searching his laptop. Dear God, I hope they used gloves. 

This October surprise comes right as Secretary Clinton was riding high in the polls in the wake of sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump. Truly, for the Clinton campaign, horny men giveth, and horny men taketh away. 

Mark one's calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the "Titanic" once said, "This is not a drill." 

It looks like the FBI is trying to hurt Hillary's campaign, which has a lot of people upset. Mostly Russia. That's THEIR gig. 

-- Steven Colbert

Bad Rash

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OBAMACARE!

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Suicidal

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IDIOT!

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Oh My!

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FINALLY!

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Rearranging the deck chairs

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Under investigation

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Republican voting rules

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Tracking

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Exemptions

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Just one more thing!

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Jackass Logic

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WTF,over?

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