Monday, October 24, 2016

IT’S NOT OVER YET! Trump actually now LEADING the race e according to the poll which has best record!

The Sun ^ | October 24, 2016 | Danny Collins 

AN opinion poll that correctly predicted the last three US Presidents has announced Donald Trump is in pole position to win the White House.

The Republican candidate‘s faltering campaign was widely seen to be in chaos with some pollsters putting him 12 PER CENT behind rival Hillary Clinton.
But a IBD/TIPP survey has thrown the cat amongst the pigeons by declaring Trump to be on 42 per cent - two ahead the Democrat nominee.
And far from being a maverick result, the company has a knack of picking the winning horse.
The joint Investor’s Business Daily and TechnoMetrica Market Intelligence survey has picked the winner in 2004, 2008 and 2012.
Each of those times it predicted the next president to within a 0.9 per cent margin of accuracy.
Embattled Trump welcomed the result - based on 791 voters - with predictable gusto.
The businessman tweeted: "Landing in Pennsylvania now....
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Obama Claims He's Never Experienced a Major Scandal


Townhall.com ^ | October 24, 2016 | Cortney O'Brien 


resident Obama has managed to sit in the Oval Office for eight years without facing a major scandal, so he claimed at a campaign rally for Hillary Clinton Sunday night in Florida. The statement came in response to criticism from Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA).
"Here's a guy who called my administration perhaps the most corrupt in history — despite the fact that actually we have not had a major scandal in my administration," Obama said.

On behalf of the American people, we would like to remind Obama about the decline of the Veterans Affairs agency, in which we learned thousands of veterans may have died waiting for care. We would also like to trigger his memory as to the IRS' targeting of conservative groups. Finally, we'd like to point out to him what happened in Benghazi and how his administration tried to cover up the terrorist attack as a spontaneous result of a YouTube video.
Why bother. We already know the president lives in his own reality. Last week, he gave a glowing review of his Affordable Care Act, arguing it has improved Americans' wellbeing - even if they don't know it.
I dare him to repeat that when these premium hikes arrive.

Justice Department Extorts Companies to Fund Left-Wing Activists!

Breitbart ^ | 24 Oct 2016 | Joel B. Pollak 

A new report from the Government Accountability Institute (GAI) concludes that the Obama administration’s Department of Justice has been extorting fines from major banks, which are then used to fund leftist groups that push the Democratic vote.

The report notes that while community organizing groups have been using aggressive, “terrorist” tactics for decades to force banks to provide funding for their operations, the Obama administration has brought the power of the federal government to bear on their behalf.

Banks are threatened with lawsuits for racial discrimination based on the controversial “disparate impact” theory, and offered incentives to settle by paying left-wing groups directly, beyond the review or oversight of Congress.
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Terry McAuliffe Sent Big Bucks to Wife of FBI Official Involved in Clinton Email Case

Breitbart News ^ | October 24, 2016 | Staff 

A report says that Terry McAuliffe gave over half a million dollars in campaign cash and material support to the wife of an FBI official who was involved in the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s unsecured, homebrew email server from which she conducted all her business as Secretary of State — including the sharing of classified information.

From the Wall Street Journal:

The political organization of Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, an influential Democrat with longstanding ties to Bill and Hillary Clinton, gave nearly $500,000 to the election campaign of the wife of an official at the Federal Bureau of Investigation who later helped oversee the investigation into Mrs. Clinton’s email use.

Campaign finance records show Mr. McAuliffe’s political-action committee donated $467,500 to the 2015 state Senate campaign of Dr. Jill McCabe, who is married to Andrew McCabe, now the deputy director of the FBI.
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The Autumn of Our Discontent

Canada Free Press ^ | 10/24/16 | Jim O'Neill 

Don't be fooled folks, and whatever you do, don't lose heart--that is exactly what the globalists want. "We the people" must rally for Trump in record-breaking numbers.

Lately I have noticed that the political establishment’s trademark supercilious smirk has morphed into something more akin to a feral grimace. Perhaps the more astute of these professional parasites (i.e. those whose heads are not too far up their butts) sense the end of their taxpayer-funded lives of power and privilege. Can I hear an “Amen!” brothers and sisters?

Despite the continuing preponderance of MSM polls that show 12 out of every 10 voters choose Clinton over Trump, there is an increasing tendency on the part of the American electorate to reject the MSM polls as being, in a word, nonsense. The globalist elites are rapidly losing their stranglehold on America’s attention, following hard on the heels of losing America’s trust.

A dispatch from the ENTHUSIASM FRONT LINES; cheating in online polls reveals Clinton’s problem

The Coach's Team ^ | 10/24/16 | Kevin "Coach" Collins 

This is the opening line from the conservative website Brietbart.com in its response to the initial lopsided vote for Hillary Clinton after the third presidential debate last Wednesday night: “Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has overtaken Hillary Clinton on a Breitbart debate poll, despite a stream of overseas Clinton bots skewing the results in favor of the Democratic nominee.”

Let that set in; they used electronic “bots” to vote against Trump. They HAD to do that because they KNEW there is NO ENTHUSIASM FOR HILLARY CLINTON; so they had to manufacture enthusiasm with an electronic trick to make up for the short fall they knew was coming.
When Hillary Clinton got wiped out across all online polls (except for a few that registered less than a couple hundred votes) after the first presidential debate, they knew their worst fears about her enthusiasm gap were true. As the numbers came in it became abundantly clear that nobody is excited about her.
Moreover, any doubt about this problem’s existence was blown away when Democrat Vice Presidential Candidate Senator Tim Kaine was crushed under a 95/5 vote on the biggest poll.
So the Left did what it is all about – they cheated to try to win. But the enthusiasm gap has apparently grown so large that they had to pick just a few sites to try to “fix” in Clinton’s favor. They went after the number one conservative site’s poll, the one run by breitbart.com.
The story picks up with the continuation of Breitbart’s response...
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Chicago Hopenchange: Major hospitals bail on ObamaCare for 2017

Hot Air ^ | October 24, 2016 | Ed Morrissey 

Old and busted: ObamaCare gives Americans health care! New hotness: ObamaCare gives Americans health care …. where they can’t get to it. Last week, in President Obama’s home town of Chicago, his supporters got a rude surprise. If they buy their health insurance on the ObamaCare exchange, they’d better look in some other city for hospitalization, because they won’t get covered in the Windy City:

Some of Chicago’s largest hospitals said they will not be part of any Cook County Affordable Care Act marketplace plans in 2017.

University of Chicago Medical Center and Rush University Medical Center both said they don’t plan to be in network for any Obamacare marketplace plans next year.

The change means patients with doctors at those hospitals will either need to find a plan off the marketplace, and lose Obamacare subsides, or find a new doctor.
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Potential Pitfall For Hillary Clinton: Making Martha Coakley’s Mistake

bostonherald.com ^ | October 24, 2016 

Speaking to reporters Saturday, Clinton said she’s taking her eye off Trump — “I don’t even think about responding to him anymore” — and is focused on helping Dems in down-ballot races.
Brown told the Herald yesterday Clinton is apparently making the same mistake Coakley did against him.
“Martha did it, and she basically didn’t even want to debate me,” Brown said. “It allows Trump to continue to focus, to get his message out, and continue to try to get more and more people out. So we’ll see.”
Coakley declined to comment yesterday.
While some 2010 polls had Brown down by double digits within weeks of the election, he won by five points.
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Think You Know How Bad the Clintons Are?

American Thinker ^ | October 24, 2016 | Jack Cashill 

"The White House is like a subway. You have to put in coins to open the gates."

Such were the immortal words of one Johnny Chung, who admitted to a Senate committee in 1997 that he funneled $100,000 from the Chinese military to the Democratic National Committee. In the Clinton White House, it was pay to play all the way. That either Bill or Hillary had a political life after their treasonous run on Asian piggy banks is a testament to the ever escalating corruption of the American media.
The White House honcho who made the subways run on time – no shock here – was Hillary Clinton. It was she who convened the secret meeting with adviser Dick Morris in the White House treaty room a month after the Democrats' historic drubbing in November 1994. Blamed for the debacle, the Clintons were running for their political lives. To preserve those lives would take huge amounts of money, much of it, if not most, raised and spent illegally.
"The president and his top advisors took control of the DNC and designed a plan to engage in a historically aggressive fund-raising effort, utilizing the DNC as a vehicle for getting around federal election laws," the U.S. Senate Committee on Governmental Affairs, also known as the Thompson Committee, reported in March 1998. "The DNC ran television advertisements, created under the direct supervision of the president."
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13 Headaches Republicans against Trump Haven't Considered

The American Mirror ^ | October 24, 2016 | Gregory Buls 

The Supreme Court, economic growth, taxation, the border, sovereignty – Republicans against Trump are looking at other considerations. Most such Republicans are familiar with the common arguments. Here are some headaches they may not have considered.
1. Trump will own the party – and he will probably run again in 2020.
To run again, all Trump has to do is maintain his health, remain in the public eye, and suggest that he will probably serve only one term if elected in 2020. If he wins this year, it will be assumed that he will run for re-election in 2020, so why not run again regardless?
"Populism" and nationalism are growing forces, and there is no high-profile advocate of these gut-level impulses on the public stage aside from Trump. HRC will pour gasoline on these trends so that an "outsider" will be even better received in 2020 than Trump was this year.
2. A Clinton presidency may lead to the breakup of the country.
Even if dreams of a GOP renaissance in four to eight years come to pass, that will be after Clinton reconstitutes the courts, likely passes an amnesty with congressional Republican help, and moves the country another four years to the left. Every day she spends in office increases the likelihood that a critical mass of Texans will throw up their hands in disgust and decide to go their own way. If Texas secedes, without Texas's electoral college votes, the Midwest and South will face the prospect of an endless parade of Obama- and Clinton-style presidents and will follow Texas out of the union. Texas has reserved the right to leave at any time, and it will be argued that other states must have that same right if we are a union of equals.
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The Liberal Crusade to Eliminate Justice

American Thinker ^ | October 24, 2016 | Tom Trinko 

One of the strongest arguments that shows how much Hillary hates women is her effort to ensure that a man who raped a 12-year-old girl got off with a one-year sentence.
But liberals say Hillary was just doing what she was supposed to do: use any legal trickery to ensure that the guilty walk.
This is the corrupted vision of what a fair trial is. It is what liberals have been foisting on America since the Warren Court made up rights to protect criminals.
A fair trial is one where the innocent are found innocent and the guilty are found guilty. But to liberals, a "fair" trial is one where the rules are followed irrespective of whether or not justice is served.
Clearly, police beating confessions out of defendants or breaking into houses without a warrant are not acceptable policies, but the restrictions put on the justice system by the über-liberal Warren Court go far beyond that by excluding evidence based on clerical errors.
Liberals show their true colors by constantly worrying about unjust convictions and being quite happy with unjust acquittals. We know that unjust acquittals happen because we know that critical evidence is often excluded for purely frivolous reasons. For example, a judge issues a search warrant, and the clerk accidentally puts the wrong date on the search warrant. All the evidence found in the search is excluded because of that clerical error.
By supporting the exclusion of physical evidence, liberals show that they support defense lawyers who are eager to use any trick to eliminate evidence that damages their clients' case, no matter how guilty their clients are revealed to be by that evidence.
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HOW USELESS IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

wnd.com ^ | October 23, 2016 | Bill Federer 

The United Nations officially began Oct. 24, 1945. Its name coined by President Franklin Roosevelt. The United Nations was created to prevent future wars.

Unfortunately, there have been nearly 150 wars with over 100 million casualties from the day the United Nations’ charter was drafted in the Garden Room of San Francisco’s Fairmont Hotel:
5 in Central Asia 11 in South Asia 20 in Southeast Asia 13 in Eastern Europe 23 in the Middle East 25 in Latin & South America 50 in Africa
The Secretary-General at the United Nations Charter Conference in 1945 was Alger Hiss. Alger Hiss was present at the Yalta Conference. Feb. 4-11, 1945, where a large portion of Europe was put under the control of the Soviet Union. Alger Hiss was later accused and convicted of being a Communist agent in publicized 1948 trial.
The person who accused Alger Hiss was a former Soviet spy Whittaker Chambers. Soviet spy Whittaker Chambers had been senior editor of Time magazine before defecting to the United States.
After Whittaker Chambers died, President Ronald Reagan awarded him the Medal of Freedom, March 26, 1984, stating: “At a critical moment in our Nation’s history, Whittaker Chambers stood alone against the brooding terrors of our age. … He became the focus of a momentous controversy in American history that symbolized our century’s epic struggle between freedom and totalitarianism, a controversy in which the solitary figure of Whittaker Chambers personified the mystery of human redemption in the face of evil and suffering.”
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Professor With "Remarkable" Record of Predicting Elections Says Trump Will Win

Townhall.com ^ | October 24, 2016 | Leah Barkoukis 


Forget what the polls and pundits are saying, Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States, predicts Stony Brook University professor Helmut Norpoth.


Norpoth, who has accurately predicted the last five presidential elections, uses two models. The first, he told Fox News’ Tucker Carlson, is the primary model, which tracks how the candidates are performing, and “it usually turns out the candidate who does better in his party's primaries or her party’s primaries beats the other guy who does less well.”

He used the primary races in South Carolina and New Hampshire for the 2016 election, where Trump won and did better than Clinton did in the Democratic race.

The second model, he explains, is called the Swing of the Pendulum, which is the tendency for a change after two terms of a party being in the White House. This, of course, gives the prediction that a Republican will win in 2016.

Norpoth is so convinced by his models that he’s putting his money where his mouth is. He bought shares in the Republican candidate in the Iowa Electronic Markets a long time ago and he’s sticking with it, he said.
Helmut Norpoth : TRUMP will be POTUS : Ignore what Polls say

New Podesta Email Exposes Dem Playbook For Rigging Polls Through "Oversamples"

Zero Hedge ^ | Oct 23, 2016 | Tyler Durden 

The obvious sampling bias in the latest ABC / Washington Post poll that showed a 12-point national advantage for Hillary. Like many of the recent polls from Reuters, ABC and The Washington Post, this latest poll included a 9-point sampling bias toward registered democrats.
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for all of you out there who still aren't convinced that the polls are rigged, we present to you the following Podesta email, leaked earlier today, that conveniently spells out, in startling detail, exactly how to rig them. The email starts out with a request for recommendations on "oversamples for polling" in order to "maximize what we get out of our media polling."
I also want to get your Atlas folks to recommend oversamples for our polling before we start in February. By market, regions, etc. I want to get this all compiled into one set of recommendations so we can maximize what we get out of our media polling.
The email even includes a handy, 37-page guide with the following poll-rigging recommendations. In Arizona, over sampling of Hispanics and Native Americans is highly recommended:
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- Over-sample Hispanics . Use Spanish language interviewing. (Monolingual Spanish-speaking voters are among the lowest turnout Democratic targets).
- Over-sample the Native American population
For Florida,
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WSJ: WIKILEAKS RAISES QUESTIONS ON WHEN JOHN PODESTA, RUSSIA STOPPED DOING BUSINESS

WALL STREET JOURNAL VIA BREITBART ^ | OCTOBER 23, 2016 | BY JAMES FREEMAN, WALL STREET JOURNAL 

In an article titled “John Podesta and the Russians,” WSJ’s James Freeman writes that the question “When did Clinton’s top aide stop doing business with Moscow?” is not an easy one to answer, given the latest information we have from Wikileaks.

From the Wall Street Journal:
Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta has responded to the WikiLeaks publication of his private emails by suggesting they were stolen by the Russians to elect Donald Trump. What he doesn’t like to talk about is the business he’s done with a Kremlin-backed investment firm and the lengths he’s gone to avoid scrutiny of this relationship.

The emails published on WikiLeaks show that around the time he was returning to the White House, Mr. Podesta wrote to Joule requesting the transfer of his shares to an entity called Leonidio Holdings, LLC, which had been created just weeks earlier.
Leonidio shares an address with Mr. Podesta’s daughter Megan Rouse, a financial planner who lives in California. When reached by telephone on Tuesday, Ms. Rouse told us that she did not have time to discuss the issue, thanked us for the call, and then hung up.
On Wednesday a Clinton campaign spokesman told us that Mr. Podesta cut his ties with Joule when he returned to the White House in 2014, “transferred the entirety of his holdings to his adult children” and “recused himself from all matters pertaining to Joule for the duration of his time at the White House.”
But WikiLeaks also shows Mr. Podesta receiving a bill for legal expenses related to Leonidio’s incorporation in Delaware. We wonder how often people pay the bills to create corporations in which they have no interest.
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More Voters Want Hillary Clinton in Prison Than the Oval Office!

subverse.net ^ | October 23, 2016 

Of 1,000 voters polled by Rasmussen Reports on October 18 and 19; 65% believe that Clinton broke the law with her use of a private server — and 53% believe that the FBI should have filed criminal charges.

Meanwhile, according to Sunday’s daily IBD/TIPP tracking poll, only 43% of voters support Clinton for president.

When looking at Republican versus Democratic voters opinion, the divide was even more stark.

Supporters of Donald Trump overwhelmingly disagreed with the FBI’s decision, with a whopping 92%. On the other hand, 85% of Clinton supporters agreed with the lack of charges.

Trump himself has been open in his belief that Clinton should have been indicted, even famously stating at the second debate that Clinton would “be in jail,” if he had made the laws.

“If I win,” Trump promised during the presidential debate, “I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation.”
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In Case You Missed It Dept.

Donald Trump roared into a tie with Hillary in Friday's Rasmussen Poll. Lewd sexist remarks no longer cost you the election, they rally your base. Hillary countered by naming Bill Clinton to be her future Surgeon General so that he'll have the legal right to see every woman in America naked. 

The NFL reported a ten percent ratings drop believed caused by National Anthem protests by players. Some teams have adjusted. When the 49ers play in Buffalo today, the loudspeaker will play the National Anthem on every third down, thinking that Colin Kaepernick will hear it and take a knee. 

Hillary Clinton cited Trump for being in the forefront of the Birther Movement five years ago that doubted President Obama's claim to be an American and a Christian. The president's father was Muslim and his mother was Methodist. That is why five times a day he answers the Call to Golf. 

Donald Trump said the false sex allegations against him are getting far more media coverage than Hillary's e-mail revelations are getting. Life just isn't fair. Bernie Madoff is in prison for life after swindling Americans out of sixty-five billion dollars, and yet members of Congress remain free. 

Michelle Obama ripped Donald Trump Thursday, accusing him of sexual assault for bragging in a private conversation about how easy women are for celebrities. The lewd sexist language just horrified her. She suffered a nasty flashback to all the rap stars she's applauded at the White House. 

President Obama was revealed on an old CNN video Wednesday flaunting his erection inside his pants to female reporters on his campaign plane eight years ago. For eight years, CNN sat on the tape. It looked like a harmless prank, but after word got out, he was a shoo-in for the Kennedy Awards. 

Daily Variety forecast record ratings for Wednesday's debate between Trump and Hillary. It is neck and neck. With three weeks to go, the number of women accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault is tied with the number of Hillary Clinton aides who have received immunity from prosecution. 

Donald Trump angrily denied charges by eight women who went public accusing him of past episodes of sexually assaulting them or groping them Friday. That's the bad news. The good news is, Donald Trump just got an offer from Kraft to be the new commercial spokesman for Jell-O Pudding. 

Donald Trump advisors targeted Pennsylvania, Florida, Ohio, Michigan and North Carolina as his path to victory. Campaign strategy can really backfire. Donald Trump pulled out of Virginia on Friday and then Virginia went straight to attorney Gloria Allred with the details of what happened. 

WikiLeaks revealed e-mails showing that the White House, the Justice Department, the State Department and the media acted in collusion with Hillary's campaign to assist her nomination and eventual election to the presidency. What's the big surprise? Hillary always said it takes a village. 

President Obama freed two hundred more federal inmates last week on top of the two hundred Guantanamo detainees and seven hundred federal inmates he previously freed. His legacy is now intact. American history books will show that Lincoln freed the slaves and Obama freed the prisoners. 

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will clash onstage for the third and final time in Las Vegas tonight and debate the issues. This election has been dragging on for eighteen months. By now, Americans have developed a warm spot for Hillary and Trump and millions of us wish they'd go there. 

Hillary Clinton stayed at home for one week leading up to tonight's presidential debate in Las Vegas while Donald Trump campaigned non-stop. Everyone agrees Las Vegas is the perfect place to host the final debate between Hillary and Trump. The city is the world capital of bad choices in life. 

Halloween Adventure retail store reports that the Donald Trump Halloween mask is outselling the Hillary Halloween mask by forty-to-one. There are millions of these masks out there now. This explains how Trump can be accused of groping so many women in so many places at the same time. 

Fox News reported Friday that Donald Trump has pulled out of Virginia. You figure he didn't need a paternity suit. Attorney Gloria Allred sat next to Virginia Friday as Virginia described how Trump groped the Smokies, put his hand up the Potomac and took Richmond without her permission. 

Fox News anchor Shepherd Smith defended former CEO Roger Ailes in an interview Monday, saying Ailes never pressured him to stay in the closet. It was the first time Smith publicly admitted he's gay. In other big surprises, Jesse Jackson admitted he was black and Yao Ming came out as tall. 

Donald Trump and Hillary debated in Las Vegas Wednesday as People magazine accused him of propositioning their reporter and the Enquirer printed a witness's details of Hillary's lesbian trysts when she was First Lady. This presidential race hasn't hit rock bottom yet. We're still climbing. 

Donald Trump sparred with President Obama Tuesday over Donald's claim that this election could be rigged by the Democrats. The voter verification is pretty tight. This will be the first election day in my life where you have to do two things at the polling station, hold your nose and vote. 

Melania Trump gave an interview to Fox and Friends Monday and discussed Donald's locker-room talk with Billy Bush that was caught on tape eleven years ago and released last week. Melania said she blamed Bush for Trump's behavior. It proves that sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 

The FBI said Hillary Clinton nabbed furniture and lamps from her Secretary of State office to decorate her DC home. She also did it when she left the White House. This explains why Las Vegas convention center workers were seen yesterday afternoon nailing the lectern to the debate stage. 

The Hillary Clinton campaign decided Tuesday to pour two million dollars into TV commercial buys in Arizona, plus a million dollars in ad buys in Missouri and a million dollars in Indiana. Conversely, last weekend Donald Trump pulled out of Virginia. She was the housemaid on The Jeffersons. 

The FBI revealed Hillary was so abusive to State Department security agents they made rookie agents protect her. Secret Service agents say Hillary threw ashtrays at them. This morning, the Wounded Warriors expanded their membership to cover the heroes wounded by Hillary over the years. 

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton tried to rattle each other before Wednesday's debate with their invited guest list. Trump invited his supporter, President Obama's half-brother Malik. Hillary wanted to invite all the women Trump has groped but the Vegas venue only seats nineteen thousand. 

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton squared off in their last debate Wednesday before nineteen thousand people at a Las Vegas basketball arena. It's the most negative campaign in memory. The latest Rasmussen Poll has Not Trump tied with Not Hillary for the presidency of No Longer America. 

Donald Trump spent a good part of Wednesday's debate fending off attacks about his graphic language describing women to Billy Bush on Access Hollywood eleven years ago. It's not likely to be a problem if he is elected president. After Trump builds the wall, he plans to build a locker room. 

-- Argus Hamilton

Donald Trump is telling his supporters the voter turnout will be manipulated by the Democrats on November 8th. Then again, this is coming from the guy who said, "Make sure you get out and vote November 28th." 

No matter what happens on November 8th, or the 28th, or whenever the election is happening, Trump apparently has a contingency plan -- because now it seems Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is in talks to create a Trump media network. Could you imagine Trump being on your TV 24 hours a day? That would be like -- well, it would be like right now. 

It means Billy Bush is going to be back on TV in no time. 

This will probably be a news network. Trump News: It's for people who love the news but feel like it's not being yelled at them loud enough. 

Yesterday Trump's devoted wife Melania gave an interview to Anderson Cooper where she defended Donald, saying that Billy Bush basically manipulated her husband into saying those things. Because if there's one thing we know about Donald Trump, he usually does exactly what people tell him to do. 

Melania was standing by her husband. Well, actually she stands behind him. Otherwise he'll try to grab her you-know-where. 

Responding to accusations of harassment, Melania said that she's seen many women try to slip Trump their phone numbers. Much like how Melania tried slipping Anderson Cooper a piece of paper that said "Please rescue me, my life is a prison." 

At one point, Hillary Clinton even brought up how Trump said the Emmys were rigged because "Celebrity Apprentice" never won one. Which means the Emmy Award is the only woman who Trump hasn't grabbed. 

Now, probably the weirdest thing Trump said during the evening was when he was talking about immigration, saying we have some "bad hombres" here. Bad hombres? First Melania Trump steals lines from Michelle Obama, now Trump is stealing lines from Clint Eastwood. 

-- James Corden

The election continues to be insane. Ever since the tape of the Billy Bush Locker Bus came out, Trump has been fending off attacks like a woman meeting Donald Trump. 

Donald Trump tweeted that the "election is absolutely rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary -- but also at many polling places. Sad!" Yes, even at polling places, the election is being rigged against Trump. I heard that on Nov. 8th, millions of "riggers" will be behind curtains in private booths, and with a secret ballot, collude to defeat Trump. 

And why? They're doing it for the stickers. "I Rigged." I think that's what it says; I'm not entirely sure. 

Trump has tweeted multiple times about the media rigging the election, and he's right. From day one, the media rigged this election -- in favor of Donald Trump. You can't turn on the TV without seeing Trump. He's like the Geico gecko, but more cartoonish. 

On Saturday, Trump said that Hillary might be using drugs to help her performance in the debates. Remember what she said about her debate strategy: "When they go low, we get high." 

Every day, we get another revelation about Clinton from WikiLeaks. Any more, and we're going to need WikiDepends. 

It's been 11 days since we heard Donald Trump on the Grope-Town Express, and a lot of people have distanced themselves from Donald Trump -- at least one arm's length. 

Last night, Melania explained who she really blames for Donald Trump's behavior. Yes, it was all Billy Bush's fault. Now I know why they were on a bus -- it's easier to throw Billy underneath it. 

So, how did we get to the point where the fate of the American experiment rests in Donald Trump's tiny, whining, loser hands? 

Of course, Hillary also had her moments. Here's what she said about her tax plans: "We are going to go where the money is." And she knows where the money is. It's where she gives her speeches. 

-- Steven Colbert

Donald Trump, you really have to hand it to him, I don't think I've been this interested in a show since the first season of "Lost." Every week, a completely new twist. We've gone from Mexicans to Muslims, little hands to Lyin' Ted, Megyn Kelly to Melania's speech, Crooked Hillary's health to Billy Bush's bus. Now he's saying the election is rigged, even though it hasn't happened yet. 

Trump spent the weekend campaigning and complaining. He's been cam-plaining. 

As you know, Trump is being accused of sexual misconduct by a slew of women. Of course, that is a case of "he said" and "she said, she said, she said, she said, she said." 

Every four years Scholastic News Magazine sponsors a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results have been correct in every election since 1964 and this year Hillary Clinton won in a landslide; she beat Trump 52-35. The other 13 percent voted for SpongeBob. 

Of course Trump took to Twitter to express his frustration. "Children are fat and disgusting." 

Spending at Trump-brand properties is said to be down more than 16 percent from last year. New reports say travelers have been canceling vacations at Trump resorts and avoiding restaurants on Trump properties. Good news, sales of red baseball caps are through the roof. 

We have a superhero on the show -- Benedict Cumberbatch is with us. He stars in the new Marvel movie "Dr. Strange." It's the story of a former neurosurgeon who gets drawn into a bizarre world he knows little to nothing about. It's based on the life of Dr. Ben Carson. 

Donald Trump is not a self-deprecating guy. A lot of people believe the reason he got into politics is because President Obama roasted him at the White House Correspondents Dinner. If the cardinal starts making fun of him, he might try to run for Pope. 

-- Jimmy Kimmel


 

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