Monday, September 12, 2016

Former Secret Service Agent Dan Bongino on Hillary Clinton’s Faint: ‘I’ve Never Seen a Protectee go down like that"!

Breitbart ^ | 12 Sep 2016 | Dan Riehl 

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Full title: Former Secret Service Agent Dan Bongino on Hillary Clinton’s Faint: ‘I’ve Never Seen a Protectee Go Down Like That, Ever’
Former U.S. Secret Service agent Dan Bongino spoke to Breitbart News Daily SiriusXM host Alex Marlow Monday morning about Hillary Clinton’s medical condition.

Asked for his thoughts on a seemingly incapacitated Hillary Clinton being dragged into a van by Secret Service agents Sunday morning, Bongino said, “This is severe. I was in the Secret Service for twelve years. I must have done security, or been part of a security plan, at close to five-hundred sites, if not more. I’ve never seen a protectee go down like that, ever.”
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Bill Maher Jokes About Donald Trump Assassination (what if he were saying this about Obama?)

Breitbart ^ | September 12,2016 | DANIEL NUSSBAUM 

The presidential race is getting so tight that someone is going to have to “go out there” and assassinate Donald Trump, liberal comedian and talk show host Bill Maher joked on Saturday.

During a stand-up performance at the DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C., the host of HBO’s Real Time referred to the release of John Hinckley — the man who attempted to kill President Ronald Reagan in 1981 — from a psychiatric hospital on Saturday.
“I’m nervous with this election,” Maher told the audience, according to theWrap. “I saw the headline today: ‘Race tightening, Trump ahead in Ohio and Florida.’ If this race is even the week before the election, somebody is going to have to go out there… Why do you think they let Hinckley out?”
Maher has repeatedly gone after Trump on his HBO program during this election season, including joking about the candidate’s death during a segment in March. The talk show host previously compared Trump to Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.
Despite his apparent disdain for Trump, Maher predicted in February that Democrats could lose the election to Trump for continually refusing to say the words “Islamic terrorism.”
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Democrats Whispering Clinton Might Step Aside From Race (UP on DRUDGE)

The Washington Free Beacon ^ | September 12,2016 | BY: David Rutz 

Cokie Roberts said Monday on NPR that there were whispers by Democratic Party establishment members that Hillary Clinton may have to step aside from the race because of her health, Mediaite reports.
Clinton’s health has become the central focus of the campaign after she was forced to leave Sunday’s Sept. 11 memorial in New York and was taped almost collapsing and getting helped into a van. Her campaign later revealed she was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday, leading to criticism for keeping the illness secret for two days.
“People are angry at the lack of transparency,” Roberts said on Morning Edition. “It was hours before the pneumonia diagnosis was revealed, after seeing this incredibly damaging video of her being helped and stumbling into a van. And look, there’s a reason why the campaign’s not transparent. Obviously, it gives Trump ammunition.”
Roberts said Donald Trump had set this storyline up for months with his references to Clinton’s lack of stamina, saying that he knew she would eventually fall victim to exhaustion or illness.
“The fact that it comes now, when the polls are tightening and Democrats were already saying Hillary was the only candidate who could not beat Trump, and it’s taking her off the campaign trail … it has them very nervously beginning to whisper about having her step aside and finding another candidate,” she said.
Called out by the host for making such a strong statement, Roberts said it was unlikely to be real and probably “an overreaction of an already skittish party.”
“But they have looked at what happens in that circumstance, and the Democratic National Committee chair convenes the committee, and they vote,” Roberts said.
Ironically, she said, Vice President Joe Biden, a possible replacement option, is older than Clinton.
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Why'd Hillary hug child while suffering pneumonia? Embraced girl despite having contagious illness!

The London Daily Mail ^ | September 12, 2016 | Thomas Burrows and Daniel Bates 

Hillary Clinton embraced a young child after leaving her daughter's apartment - despite suffering from pneumonia.
The Democratic presidential candidate was diagnosed with the illness after she collapsed at an 'incredibly stifling' 9/11 ceremony in New York.
Pneumonia is a contagious illness that is spread from person-to-person when small droplets of water that contain the bacteria get into the air and people breathe them in.
Those infected usually spread the disease by sneezing while in close contact with others, who then breathe in the bacteria, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention....
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Hillary Faces A "Political Crisis" As Trump Takes "No Satisfaction" In Her Poor Health (kill-shot)

Zerohedge ^ | 9/12/2016 | Tyler Durden 

Meanwhile, Trump is subtly forcing the health issue by vowing to release the results of a detailed medical physical conducted last week. Per Fox & Friends:
“Like you I see what I see, the coughing fit was a week ago, so that was Pneumonia also, I think it would have been. So something’s going on, I just hope she gets well and gets back on the trail, and we’ll be seeing her at the debate.”
“I think it’s an issue, in fact this last week I took a medical, and I’ll be releasing when the numbers come in. Hopefully they will be good, I think they will be good, I feel great. When the numbers come in I’ll be releasing very very specific numbers.”
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Spengler: ‘Deplorably, Trump will win’

American Thinker ^ | 9/12/2016 | Thomas Lifson 

David P. Goldman, aka Spengler, tells how bad it is for Hillary Clinton and her supporters. He seems to agree with the call I made Saturday morning, that Hillary Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” remark could cost her the election.
I think this paragraph is brilliant:
You can’t win an American presidential election without the deplorables’ vote. Deplorables are America’s biggest minority. They might even be the American majority. They may or not be racist, homophobic and so forth, but they know they’re deplorable. Deplorable, and proud. They’re the median family whose real income has fallen deplorably by 5% in the past ten years, the 35% of adult males who deplorably have dropped out of the labor force, the 40% of student debtors who deplorably aren’t making payments on their loans, the aging state and local government workers whose pension funds are $4 trillion short. They lead deplorable lives and expect that their kids’ lives will be even more deplorable than theirs.
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DNC 'nervously beginning to whisper about trying to have' Hillary 'step aside'!

The American Mirror ^ | 9/12/2016 | Kyle Olson 

Is the Democratic National Committee looking into the possibility that Hillary Clinton will step aside? Or perhaps even forcing her to?

Cokie Roberts said on NPR's Morning Edition on Monday that Democrats are "angry at the lack of transparency" after Clinton's collapse on a New York City street on Sunday.

"It was hours after the pneumonia diagnosis was revealed after seeing this incredibly damaging video of her being helped and stumbling into a van," Roberts said.

"Look, there's a reason why the campaign's not transparent, obviously, it gives Trump ammunition and he's been setting her up for this for months.

"Back in January, he started saying she didn't have the strength and stamina to be president and he knew at some point that she, like all candidates, would get exhausted," Roberts said.

"But the fact that it comes now, when the polls are tightening, and Democrats were already saying that Hillary was the only candidate who could not beat Trump. And it's taking her off of the campaign trail, canceling her trip to California today.

"It has them very nervously beginning to whisper about trying to have her step aside and finding another candidate," Roberts said.

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Black Lives Matter Disrupts 9/11 Commemoration by Protesting for Muslims

Frontpage ^ | September 12, 2016 | Daniel Greenfield 

Vile racist hate group Black Lives Matter is at it again. After attacking everything from cafes where white people eat (aka "white spaces") to the Thanksgiving Day parade, the radical anti-American group was bound to target 9/11. And they did not disappoint.

The media is frantically spinning this as a "commemoration" by Black Lives Matter. No sorry, media apologists, it's a protest.

BLM borrowed the Muslim anti-Israel campus handbook of anti-Semitic hate groups like the Muslim Students' Association and Students for Justice in Palestine to set up "checkpoints" in D.C. protesting the supposed "harassment" faced by Muslim settlers and migrants in America.
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Why did Hillary Clinton lie about her health?

The week ^ | 9-12-16 

Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign just made a massive error. We'll know within the next few weeks if the error will prove to be catastrophic.
On Sunday, Clinton abruptly left a Manhattan ceremony marking the 15th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. A video shows her shakily stumbling while trying to get into a van to leave. The candidate's physician later offered this explanation: Clinton has had an allergy-related cough for some time, and during an examination on Friday, the Democratic nominee was diagnosed with pneumonia, put on antibiotics, and told to take time out to rest. She became overheated and dehydrated during Sunday morning's event, which led her to collapse. She's now home in Chappaqua and on the road to recovery.
Compare this timeline to details from Hillary Clinton's public schedule and behavior over these same two days.
After Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia and put on antibiotics, she did not, as her physician recommended, take time out to rest. Instead, she attended a fundraiser featuring Barbra Streisand. Then on Sunday morning, she attended the 9/11 commemoration, became "overheated," and woozily wobbled rather dramatically. Ninety minutes later she exited her daughter Chelsea's apartment building to tell the press she was "feeling great." The Secret Service permitted a young girl to come over to give the candidate a hug.
It was only a few hours later when her campaign finally announced that she has pneumonia and is recovering.
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Law enforcement official: Hillary Clinton was thrown in a van "like she was a side of beef"

Discussionist ^ | September 11, 2016 | Unknown 

Senior law enforcement official told The Daily Beast that Clinton looked pale when she arrived at the ceremony. She left the ceremony at about 9:30 a.m., according to pool reports. As she walked away from the ceremony, according to numerous law enforcement officials, she slumped and appeared to faint. Then, according to the sources, her detail put her into a waiting vehicle.

“They threw her in like she was a side of beef,” a senior law enforcement official told The Daily Beast.

Clinton reportedly went home to Chappaqua, New York, after leaving Chelsea's apartment.

The incident prompted mass confusion this morning as Clinton was whisked way from Ground Zero. AP reporter Lisa Lerer tweeted that Clinton and her security detail were seen departing the ceremony in lower Manhattan at about 9:30 a.m. The campaign then went dark.
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Hillary Clinton's health is now a real issue

NY Post ^ | September 11, 2016 

Clinton's health is no longer a background issue in the presidential race.
The footage of her entry to her ride out is especially troubling: She's leaning oddly backward as she waits, and plainly almost collapses as she moves toward the vehicle; a mob of aides then conveys her inside.
Also telling is that her staff avoided alerting the press that travels with her - and were left to catch up after noticing her missing. Clinton's brief walkabout some 90 minutes later, after she'd rested in daughter Chelsea's apartment, settles nothing. Nor does word late Sunday that she has pneumonia.
We hadn't made much of Clinton's long coughing fit last week, but that now seems more disturbing, too. Maybe her repeated memory failures when the FBI interviewed her over her e-mail abuses were actually real, rather than dodges of questions she didn’t dare answer truthfully.
Even her refusal to hold a single real press conference for more than nine months suddenly looks different: Is she dodging the press to avoid questions about all her endless scandals, or does she fear something else?
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The Stages of Parkinson's Disease (what Hillary might have)

Web MD ^ | June 7, 2015 | review by: Neil Lava, MD 

Parkinson's disease strikes people in many different ways, leaving them to experience a broad range of symptoms. Though symptoms may be mild or severe or occur frequently or infrequently, Parkinson's disease appears to have five different stages. The time spent at each stage varies, and the skipping of stages, from stage one to stage three, for example, is not uncommon.

Parkinson's disease stages include:

Stage one: During this initial phase of the disease, a person usually experiences mild symptoms, such as tremors or shaking in a limb. During this stage, friends and family can usually detect changes caused by Parkinson's, such as poor posture, loss of balance, and abnormal facial expressions.

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In Case You Missed It!

Paul McCartney sang at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton at the Hamptons on Sunday. She charged guests fifty thousand dollars per ticket to attend. The Beatles used to sing that money can't buy you love, but we've learned over the years that it can put you in a really good bargaining position. 

Hillary Clinton e-mailed classified data on her private server after she left office. This on top of the Clinton Foundation influence peddling and erased e-mails. To comply with truth in advertising laws, Hillary's dropping I'm With Her as her campaign slogan and replacing it with Nixon's the One. 

President Obama went to Midway Island Friday to quadruple the size of the marine sanctuary, throwing local fishermen out of work. He's tied to a party obligation to combat global warming. There's now incontrovertible evidence that global warming is the number-one cause of documentaries. 

Donald Trump hijacked the news cycle by suddenly accepting Mexico's president's invitation to come to Mexico for a meeting Wednesday. Democrats reacted instinctively. The moment Donald Trump crossed into Mexico, Hillary ordered the U.S. Corps of Engineers to get cracking on that wall. 

Donald Trump drew rave reviews for his demeanor on his visit to Mexico Wednesday where he was received by President Enrique Pena Nieto. It was touch and go. Republicans held their breath till Trump left without nicknaming him Nicky Pinata or Speedy Gonzalez at their joint press conference. 

Hillary Clinton spoke to an American Legion convention Wednesday and discussed her belief in America's world leadership. We don't always appreciate her true gifts. Hillary Clinton is the very first American to get an e-mail from a Nigerian prince and actually receive the twenty-million dollars. 

The FBI released records of its interrogation of Hillary for the e-mail scandal Friday. Dozens of times she told agents she couldn't recall what happened and blamed it on her concussion at the time. The Clinton Foundation isn't enough loot for this lady, now she's trying to get an NFL pension. 

Colin Kaepernick's refusal to stand for the National Anthem in San Diego drew praise Friday from leaders of Black Lives Matter. It's a growing chorus. The Black Lives Matter protestors are becoming so loud that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can barely hear themselves at the dinner table. 

Anthony Weiner was offered a job as a porn star by Vivid Entertainment Friday in the wake of his sexting scandal. Three years ago he was a leading U.S. congressman and now he's the pool boy, the cable guy and a plumber. The White House wants credit for adding three new jobs to the economy. 

North Korea set off alarm bells by successfully firing a missile from a submarine in the Sea of Japan. Their hypersensitive dictator Kim Jung Un makes everyone nervous. Kim just executed his vice premier in charge of education after he found out that Dennis Rodman was not President Obama. 

Iran's government released mock news video footage of an attempted U.S. military invasion of Iran which is thrown back into the sea by the Iranian military. It shows the Iran navy sinking a U.S. naval battleship which sinks with the U.S. flag on fire. The video brought Colin Kaepernick to his feet. 

Donald Trump's trip to Mexico drew grudging praise from Democrats for going into a country where he's so despised. Not to be outdone, President Obama just agreed to go to Oklahoma. He's vowed to build a Planned Parenthood Clinic in Tulsa and he's going to make Pat Robertson pay for it. 

President Obama arrived in China for an economic summit over the weekend where he met with China's president Xi Jing-Ping and with China's cabinet members. It was long overdue. Obama's been the President of the United States for almost eight years, it's about time he met with the owners. 

Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte called President Obama a son of a whore for questioning his human rights record. He also called Pope Francis a son of a whore for doing it. The good news is, President Obama has just achieved every president's dream of being publicly compared to the pope. 

The U.S. Soccer Federation was urged by two U.S. senators Friday to enact equal pay for women players. It's not an issue in entertainment. Jennifer Lawrence was America's highest paid actress last year at forty-six million dollars, barely edging out our second-highest paid actress, Hillary Clinton. 

Donald Trump surged into a lead in several of the presidential polls Monday due to surprising support from Millennial generation voters. This generation of voters may identify with Trump's narcissism. Millennials in Los Angeles don't do cocaine because it blocks their reflection in the mirror. 

Vladimir Putin was busted plotting to cyber-meddle in the U.S. election to get even with Hillary, who as Secretary of State tried to subvert Putin in his last presidential campaign. It's nasty. Putin's spies gave Hillary the same poison that kills all his opponents, but it only gave Hillary a little cough. 

House Democrats threatened a government shutdown in three weeks by refusing to cooperate on a spending bill. The negotiations involving Members and lobbyists always last right up until the midnight deadline of the final date. It's always the slowest night of the year for DC escort services. 

Philippines president Rodrigo Duerte apologized at the Group of Twenty Summit for publicly calling President Obama a son of a whore. He said he didn't intend any disrespect. It's just that he's been watching Donald Trump and he thought that's the traditional way you address Democrats 

President Obama cited Vladimir Putin for cyber-attacks in America and ordered the Russians to desist at the G-20 Summit. When the two leaders met out in the hallway, photographers caught them standing eye-to-eye and glaring at each other. Everyone loves the staged drama at the weigh-ins. 

Hillary Clinton claimed amnesia forty times in her FBI interview about e-mails while Trump admitted he donated to Florida's attorney general to protect Trump University from fraud suits. Comedians all agree. No matter who wins, it will be fun having Nixon back in the White House again. 

Southern California firefighters were called in for airplane water drops Tuesday when the hills east of L.A. erupted in a brushfire that caused six hundred families to evacuate their homes. It's those Democratic fundraisers. L.A. fire marshals have traced the cause of the fires to Hillary Clinton's pants. 

The Dallas Morning News endorsed Hillary Clinton Friday, making Hillary the first Democrat the arch-conservative newspaper ever backed. It's a shocker. This is the nicest thing the Dallas Morning News has said about a Democrat since they said it's a shame JFK had to be killed in Dallas. 

Donald Trump told the Commander-in-Chief Forum in New York on Wednesday that if he's elected president he will give the Pentagon thirty days to come up with a plan to defeat ISIS. He said he will do it with the greatest generals there ever were. He plans to buy them at the General Store. 

The New York Daily News dropped former Congressman Anthony Weiner as a staff columnist Thursday following his third sexting scandal. His wife Huma left him Monday. Oscar Mayer's hot dogs just dropped the name wiener's in favor of Cosby's because the name tested better with consumers. 

-- Argus Hamilton

A photo of Obama greeting Putin is going viral, because people think they're giving each other the death stare. I feel like both guys were just thinking, "Oof, he's gotten old." 

Donald Trump has just revealed that he's not practicing for the upcoming debates in a "traditional" way, and has not been using a stand-in for Hillary. Which explains why today I saw Trump at Ann Taylor Loft yelling at a mannequin. "That sweater set isn't very presidential! Sad!" 

-- Jimmy Fallon

The latest CNN poll has Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton 45 percent to 43 percent. But the good news is, the staffer who informed Hillary is expected to make a full recovery. 

A national Washington Post survey found that Donald Trump has historically low support among college-educated women. It's from their new segment, "Stuff You Could Have Guessed." 

-- Seth Meyers

Last night was NBC's Commander-in-Chief Forum where Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump gave live back-to-back interviews about national security, and the candidates decided who would go first with a coin toss. But there was an awkward moment when Trump saw the coin, grabbed it, and put it in his pocket. "So what? I didn't see a coin, what coin, what are you talking about?" 

In all seriousness Donald Trump called heads, but just in case he lost he also called the whole thing rigged. 

-- James Corden

Have you heard about the latest FBI report on Hillary Clinton's emails? Probably not, because they put it out the Friday before Labor Day. You couldn't hide that news more if you welded it inside a lead capsule and fired it into the heart of the sun. 

One of the big revelations of this latest email dump is that Secretary Clinton didn't use just one smartphone in office as she originally claimed, she used up to 13 different mobile devices in four years. Madam Secretary, tell the truth. Are you a crack dealer? Because I can't figure out why else you would need 13 phones. 

Trump may have gotten a sign he will win in November because Trump's attorney, Michael Cohen, tweeted out a picture of a cloud that kind of looks like Donald Trump, along with the caption, "In case anyone is unsure as to who will be our next #POTUS, the Lord has chosen the people's messenger." Yes, God made a Trump-shaped cloud, though the cloud actually holds a position longer than the real Donald Trump. 

Last night they held, like, an appetizer debate -- an "amuse douche," if you will. It was called the Commander-in-Chief Forum. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump answered questions about national security. It was the first time the two of them were in the same room since Trump's wedding. 

-- Steven Colbert

Did you see Donald Trump dancing at the gospel church? Donald Trump this weekend, as part of his new initiative to woo African-American voters, visited the Great Faith Ministries Church in Detroit. He said he was there to listen. I don't know what he was listening to but based on his dancing, it clearly wasn't music. 

After three weddings you'd think he'd have learned how to dance. I bet if you asked him if he's a good dancer he'd say, "Yeah, I'm the best, nobody dances like me." And it's true, nobody does dance like that. 

Matt Lauer interviewed Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton back-to-back in front of a crowd of American veterans. The winner, the leader who came off strongest and best last night, was Vladimir Putin. 

Donald Trump loves Vladimir Putin. After all is said and done, if he doesn't become president, at the least, Donald Trump will have amazing sex with Vladimir Putin. 

The one guy Donald Trump has nothing bad to say about is Vladimir Putin. Maybe he is afraid Putin will cut off his supply of wives. 

-- Jimmy Kimmel

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