A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""OK, have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says,
"That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you
disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A
bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer
grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right
now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and
asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here
until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government
job," the interviewer says.
"For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point
in you coming in for that....."
