Mitt Romney Delivers Barn-Burner of a Speech. Democrats React. (Satire)

Source? Being silly | 8/12/2012 | By Laz A. Mazataz

CNN reported that Mitt Romney gave a 'barn burner' of a speech in Wisconsin today. Democrats were quick to react.

At the White House Press Briefing later today, Jay Carney asked, "Do we want an accused arsonist as the next President? The White House absolutely condemns Mitt Romney for burning a barn."

PETA issued a statement: "It is cruel enough that animals are enslaved and confined to barns, but now we have a candidate who would burn them to death. Barns are sacred temples for the finest living creatures on Earth. Mitt Romney wants to immolate them, sadistically."
Bob Beckel, on Face The Nation, said, "Now we have a Republican running for the Presidential position who clearly hates farmers. The loss of a barn would devastate most farmers. We must stand against this!"
Attorney General Eric Holder promised immediate investigation into Mitt Romney for his alleged arson. "If this occured on Federal land, you can be assured we will quickly act to prosecute Mr. Romney," he said.
Debbie Wasserman Shultz remarked, in a fundraising letter, "Republicans want to burn down America. It's obvious, when Mitt Romney burns down a barn, that this is a symbol of what he wants to do to the middle class."
Mitt Romney's spokesperson, Kevin Madden, responded to the charges, "Are you guys all on crack? What the f*** is wrong with you people???!?"
He did not deny the charges in this statement, and investigation is ongoing.