Gender neutral Presidential spox Josh Earnest is scheduled for surgery in about two weeks when he leaves the White House.
Doctors at Hillside Veterinary Clinic say it will be a two step procedure. The second step will be to remove more than a foot of excess growth from his nose, the first will be to extricate it from Obamas' posterior.
In a somewhat related story, both the Ex-Pres & Ex-First Ho will both receive medical attention for conditions related to over exertion. Obama will be treated for a problem similar to carpal tunnel, known as "Selfie Finger". Moochelle will undergo an orthodontic procedure that will allow her to keep her mouth shut.
While Ex-Presidents receive free lifetime medical, Mochelle's procedure will be paid for by children's donations collected in school lunch rooms.
