Thursday, September 29, 2016

For Your Friends Who Say It's Hillary's "Turn"

blueunicorn6 | 9/29/2016 | blueunicorn6 

We all know people who think that it's Hillary's "turn" to be President.
Usually, the concept of "turns" is found with children.

"It's Megyn's turn to be the goose!"
"It's Sheperd's turn to use the potty. We don't want another accident!"
Adults generally try to select the person for President who will squeeze the most efficiency and effectiveness out of every hard-earned American Taxpayer provided dollar.
But, for our friends who worry about "turns"......
IT'S DONALD TRUMP'S TURN TO BE PRESIDENT!
It's official!
I, blueunicorn6, the acknowledged Universal Grandmaster of the One Potato - Two Potato Game, conducted an official game of One Potato - Two potato today between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and
DONALD TRUMP WON!
There's no "do-overs" or crossing fingers behind backs.
It is officially, without a doubt, Donald Trump's turn to be President of The United States!
To be fair, I played another game of One Potato - Two Potato with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
It is officially Hillary's turn to be first for Show And Tell.
She is going to show us her secret Internet server and explain how taking bribes from foreign governments work.
For your friends and neighbors who actually have brains and don't make decisions in a childish manner, point out that Donald Trump will squeeze the most efficiency and effectiveness out of every hard-earned American Taxpayer dollar.
Hey! There's no arguing with One Potato -Two Potato!

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