The top ten things to say to a Liberal when Donald Trump is elected President.

Archives | 2015-11-12 | Unknown 

1. Your papers, please.
2. Are you going to Bible study tonight? You know, its mandatory now.
3. I hear Canada is beautiful in the winter.
4. I think I saw your name on the 'red list'.
5. Don't feel so bad, you still have Hollywood.
6. There was a guy in an unmarked Suburban asking about you.
7. Now that you're a minority, you can get affirmative action.
8. I picked up a copy of Fahrenheit 911 for 50 cents at Wal-Mart.
9. Did you hear they have Fox News in Canada now?
10. Your draft notice should be arriving soon in the mail.
11. Stop your whining and get into the revival tent.
12. NO! You can't have your country back!
13. Ted Cruz will make a great Supreme Court Justice!
14. Rumors have been circulating about the Trump administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.
15. Registered Democrats will be required to take sensitivity training classes on conservative values.
16. The American flag will be replaced with the American stars and bars.
17. Aren't you supposed to be in reeducation camp?
18. Four more years. Learn it, Live it, LOVE IT!
19. When they come to get you, you can hide in my attic Don't worry; I will do my best to make sure you are well treated in detention
20. Hillary can share her prison cell with madeline Albright.