Sunday, June 15, 2014

'Looking for Work'

 



Some doctors are chatting at a conference, and the Israeli says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles and transplanted them into another man, and it only took 6 weeks before he was looking for work!"

So the German one goes: "Sehr gut, but in Germany we are able to take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in just 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor retorts: "Big deal- in Russia, we take a heart from a person, we put it into another's chest, and in a mere 2 weeks he is right back, seeking employment!"

The American doctor then says: "Ah, but that's nothing my colleagues, you are way, way behind us.

In the States a couple years back, we took a guy from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....made him President-
and now the whole country is looking for work!"


Ever Wonder How Much You can make on welfare?

PLENTY!

Here's the top 20 states in the US of A for shameless barnacles to belly-up to the trough, based on data from a study conducted last year by the
CATO institute...
When welfare payments exceed what can be made working full time at the minimum wage -as is now the case in 35 states- one can see how we might have a problem or two, i.e. exponentially-soaring entitlement spending coupled to an increasingly lazy, demoralized, handout-addicted workforce:
1. Hawaii: $60,590
2. District of Columbia: $50,820
3. Massachusetts: $50,540
4. Connecticut: $44,370
5. New York: $43,700
6. New Jersey: $43,450
7. Rhode Island: $43,330
8. Vermont: $42,350
9. New Hampshire: $39,750
10. Maryland: $38,160
11. California: $37,160
12. Oregon: $34,300
13. Wyoming: $32,620
14. Nevada: $29,820
15. Minnesota: $29,350
16. Delaware: $29,220
17. Washington: $28,840
18. North Dakota: $28,830
19. Pennsylvania: $28,670
20. New Mexico: $27,900

Change!

Da-Da!

QUACK!

"Mooshell helped a little"

"on the run"

Heads or Tails?

Obama Fiddled

Obama To America: "Screw You!"

American Thinker ^ | 6/15/2014 | Ed Lasky
As President Obama revealingly said, politics is about rewarding your friend and punishing your enemies .The invaluable TaxProf blog notes that Obama has proposed a steep increase for the IRS 
-- a 10.5% budget increase.The IRS basically has been weaponized by Democrats in the Senate and by Barack Obama to stifle the work of political opponents and restrict the exercise of our First Amendment rights.Lois Lerner has refused to answer questions in the People’s House (not that the Democrat-controlled Senate would ever subject Obama to scrutiny).The latest “screw you!” to the American people was the claim that emails sent by Lerner to various government agencies, including the White House and Department of Justice, for a two year period prior to 2011 were lost due to her computer “crashing.” If the average hard-working American taxpayer gave that excuse to the IRS enforcers how understanding would they be?The IRS Commissioner John Koskinen (appointed to the post by Barack Obama) had previously assured the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee that these emails had been archived and would be made available for inspectionThe IRS has voluminous records stored away on all Americans going back years. The government spends tens of billions of dollars on record-keeping and computer technology. How stupid does Obama thin Americans are? Very stupid.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...

Communist Party USA gathers in Chicago

Chicago Tribune ^ | 15 june 2014 | Ron Grossman
A cheerleader for the Russian Revolution in the early 20th century and a leader in the labor movement during the Depression; hounded during the McCarthy era and orphaned after the fall of the Soviet Union, the Communist Party USA on Friday returned to Chicago, the city of its birth. Given the movement's history, some might wonder why anyone would want to be a communist. But the more than 300 adherents who came to celebrate the party's 95th anniversary at the University of Illinois at Chicago see it the other way around: Who wouldn't want to be a member? Among them was Susan Gosman, who on the opening day of the convention stood in front of sign-in sheets divided by decades. Delegates were asked to mark the one during which they were radicalized. "For me, it would be 1944," she said. "The year I was born." Gosman is a "red-diaper baby," as a communist born to communist parents is known. Her father took part in the 1930s sit-down strikes in automobile plants that won autoworkers a union. But it also got him in trouble during the 1950s. That meant tough times when she was growing up, and her parents cautioned her about the perils of following their political path.
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