"On what grounds?" "Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees." "No, that's not what I meant.
Do you have a grudge?" "Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage." The lawyer is getting exasperated,
"Does he beat you up?" "No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn't get up until after I've left for work."
"WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" "We just can't seem to communicate."
