Saturday, May 10, 2014

A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

"On what grounds?" "Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees." "No, that's not what I meant.

Do you have a grudge?" "Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage." The lawyer is getting exasperated,

"Does he beat you up?" "No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn't get up until after I've left for work."

"WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" "We just can't seem to communicate."

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