CBS News ^ | 02/11/2014 |
Fantum
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for Obamacare. At
first the lady refused saying "Dogs are not eligible for Obamacare."
I explained to her that my dogs are Democrats, of mixed race, lazy,
unemployed, can't speak English, and they have no clue as to who their daddy's
are... Also, they expect me to feed them and provide them with housing and
medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify for
Obamacare.
My dogs get their first Obamacare check-ups next
Monday.
