Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Dallas , and they
see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each,
trousers $2.50 each.
Bubba says to his pal, " Billy Bob , look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to A&M, sell 'em to our friends, and make a
fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your grammar,
they might think we're ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. So I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know we is from A&M ."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Texas A&M, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners"
Bubba says to his pal, " Billy Bob , look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to A&M, sell 'em to our friends, and make a
fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your grammar,
they might think we're ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. So I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know we is from A&M ."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Texas A&M, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners"
