Administration goes skeet shooting.

FNN - Future News Now | 2-24-13 | Retired Texas Vet

FNN exclusive: The Obama administration, still smarting from the disclosure of their previous fake skeet shooting, scheduled a skeet shooting session with reporters and cameras invited.
Obama, aka "The One", had Reggie Manlove as his partner for the session. Obama had his Roy Rogers outfit on: Mom jeans, Roy Rogers boots with matching buckskin shirt and white hat and Reggie had his Dale Evans outfit on: leopard skin pattern leotards, Dale Evans boots with matching pink silk blouse with yellow scarf and dayglow orange hat.

Ande4rson Cooper and Chrissy Matthews both had to leave early after wetting themselves due to their extreme excitement over Reggie's outfit. Slow Joe was asked to leave the range after practicing his home defense moves with his shotgun that resulted in a nearby cell tower and electrical transformer being damaged. Slow Joe was reported as saying, "but I did put a scare into them"!

Wolf Blitzer was present to retrieve skeet that were shot, before Candy Crowley could eat them, but was not needed due to crafty skeet being able to evade all of the shots in spite of the automatic assault shotguns being used.

PETA was protesting the shoot because of the possible harm to the defenseless skeet and Reggie's leopard skin leotards. Although no skeet were wounded or killed, Jay Carney declared that the shoot was a success and that "His Arrogance" was pleased with his and Reggie's performances and style.