University of Chicago Law School makes a radical change to its employment policy for law professors.

Retired Texas Vet

The University of Chicago Law School has decided to make a radical change to its employment policy for law professors. Because of the continued embarrassment the college has received from President Barrack Obama claiming that he was once a law professor who taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School, all potential new constitutional law professors will have to pass a test on constitutional law and certify that they have actually read the constitution before being offered a position.

Ivy League school law graduates will have to take and pass a remedial no credit course on constitutional law with the university before they take the qualifying constitutional law test. Applicants that take and fail the test three times will be deemed unqualified for the constitutional law professor position but may be considered for a position with Law Ethics and Professionalism.