Thursday, January 3, 2013

If I Were The Speaker Of The House

boortz.com ^ | Thursday, Jan. 3, 2013 | Neal Boortz

And as we get into this, let’s remember that if frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their ass every time they jumped. Got it? OK …..

We learned yesterday from Jamie Dupree that there is no Constitutional requirement for the Speaker of the House to actually be a member! In other words, the Republicans could make Jessica Simpson the Speaker today if they wished to .. and frankly she would probably do a better job than the weak-kneed man we have in there right now, and attendance at her press conferences would certainly go up.

But Jessica is pregnant and doesn’t want the job … so yesterday I announced on the air that I would gladly come out of retirement right now to take the job of Speaker if it is offered. Oh yeah! I would like to be the guy determining committee assignments and chairmanships and setting the agenda for legislation to be considered by the House.

The way things stand now the next Speaker is only going to serve two years. That would be because when the next Congress convenes in 2015 the Speaker of the House is going to be (gaaackkkk) Nancy Pelosi. The entitlement electorate is expanding and Democrats are poised to take even more power.

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"there is no Constitutional requirement for the Speaker of the House to actually be a member"

Wouldn't it be nice to have a patriotic American with a backbone and character? Just an idea.

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