Post Turtle

Three friends, the lizard, the turtle, and the rabbit were offered a business opportunity. Landscaping. The lizard and turtle partnered and invested in the business. The rabbit opted not to. The business was very successful and the partners earned much wealth and bought a great estate together. To help out their friend, the rabbit, they purchased all of their fertilizer for their business from him.. his droppings, that is. One day while making a delivery the rabbit rang the doorbell at the lizard's and turtle's mansion. The butler opened the door and the rabbit asked for the lizard. The butler answered, "Mr. Li-zard is out in the yard." So the rabbit asked for the turtle. The butler informed him, "Mr. Tur-tel is out by the well." The rabbit, having enough of this snootiness, asked the butler to tell his friends that, "Mr. Rab-bit is here with the shit!" True story.