Chuck Norris Facts ^ | 06/25/12 | chucknorrisfacts.com
What better way to start off a Monday than waking up to some Chuck Norris Facts! Enjoy!
The only reason why any hurricanes actually reach the United States coastline is due to a conflict in Chuck Norris' schedule.
Children are warned not to run with scissors. Scissors are warned not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is going to be 1 year old in 2012
Chuck Norris is the missing link
If Chuck Norris' beard were an animal, it would undoubtedly have zero natural predators and every living organism would be its natural prey.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Chuck Norris can do the y.m.c.a with both hands down by his side
Once Chuck Norris chewed up a gold bar and a chocolate bar, then he spit out Mr. T
The only way to make diamond powder is to rub the diamond on Chuck Norris's skin.
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