Friday, May 4, 2012

The Men in Julia’s Life



By now, everyone has read over the ad (slide show, whatever) from Obama’s campaign on the life of Julia, a composite figure who will supposedly get cradle-to-grave government care under the Obama regime. Of course, the only mention of a male in Julia’s life is her son Zachary, whom she has at the age of 31. There is an implied father but we never hear about him. And then there is this:
From cracking down on gender discrimination in health care costs to fighting for equal pay, President Obama is standing up for women throughout their lives.
Now, let’s see what happens to the men in Julia’s life.

The nonexistent husband or boyfriend, let’s call him Fred, has led a pretty sad life under the administration, as will her son, Zachary. Here is what they can look forward to from Obama’s “crack down on gender discrimination”:

Three years old: Put in Head Start where feminized teachers tell the parents the boy moves around too much and needs Ritalin.

Seventeen years old: After years of being told he is a perverted, good-for-nothing loser for being male, and hating school because he never learned to read well, he decides not to go to college. Or if he does finally decide to go, he finds himself sitting through lectures on why men are to blame for the ills of the world. Luckily, he sees a good-looking girl and approaches her. They get drunk one night and have great sex. The next week, however, he is summoned by the college administration and told that he raped this girl and is expelled from school without much evidence or any due process due to Obama’s “Dear Colleague Letter.”

Twenty-five years old: With no degree and a charge of rape that never stood up in court, he still has trouble getting a job and decides to become self-employed. With all the regulations and rules under the Obama administration, he has trouble getting set up but finally manages. No loans for him, as he’s not special enough like Julia.

Age 30: He meets a woman named Julia and they date for a while. Maybe things are turning around for him. They have sex and Julia tells him she is on the pill. A few months later, she is pregnant; he wants to get married but she can get better treatment with child support and the government paying her way and says “hell no.” Julia sues for child support. The next thing you know, she is living well and the man in her life is living part of the time on the streets and the other part in jail since he can’t afford the $1000 a month child support payment when his business is slow.

Age 37: He rarely sees his son, Zachary, and Julia has turned him against his father anyway. Zachary wants little to do with him.

Age 65: Enrolls in Medicare but is denied a prostate exam. He is male, don’t ya know. Gets prostate cancer but it is advanced due to not catching it in time.

Age 67: Dies broke after using his money first for Zachary and then to pay for Julia and other women’s upkeep in the Obama economy.

Age 68: Another statistic while the New York Times grumbles that not enough men are dying early like Julia’s guy.

Zachary at 37 doesn’t want to end up like his dad and, after years of facing his own discrimination for the crime of being born male in Obama’s regime, he starts a movement to get revenge on the system that has oppressed him and his father. Civilization is never the same.

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